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Barefoot 09-01-2013 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DougB (Post 737397)
Soooooo, how much does one pay to get a willy washing?

Now that you're going to be a great-grandfather, _________________________.

Oh, never mind, I had to keep deleting my own rude comments. :angel:

DougB 09-01-2013 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 737460)
Now that you're going to be a great-grandfather, _________________________.

Oh, never mind, I had to keep deleting my own rude comments. :angel:

You know those are my favorite kind of comments!

Barefoot 09-01-2013 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DougB (Post 737535)
You know those are my favorite kind of comments!

I'm aware of that, you're incorrigible. (And entertaining). You make TOTV a happier place.

kittygilchrist 09-02-2013 04:51 AM

You tickle me. both of you!
time I lightened up....

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?"

The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner."

CFrance 09-02-2013 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by kittygilchrist (Post 737655)
You tickle me. both of you!
time I lightened up....

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?"

The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner."

Bwahaha!

Barefoot 09-02-2013 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by kittygilchrist (Post 737655)

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?" The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner."

Kitty, now you've started something ......... :p

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog.

Patty55 09-02-2013 09:50 AM

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This one always cracks me up...

kittygilchrist 09-02-2013 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Patty55 (Post 737830)
This one always cracks me up...

LOL...aaahhaaaahaa. Patty..killing me.

kittygilchrist 09-02-2013 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 737784)
Kitty, now you've started something ......... :p

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog.

HERE'S ANOTHER ONE:
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pincher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pincher says to the guy with the Chihuahua, "Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us."

The guy with the Doberman Pincher says, "Just follow my lead."

They walk over to the restaurant. The guy with the Doberman Pincher puts on a pair of dark glasses and he starts to walk in. A guy at the door says, "Sorry man, no pets allowed."

The guy with the Doberman Pincher says, "You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The guy at the door says, "A Doberman Pincher?"

He says, "Yes, they’re using them now, they’re very good."

The guy at the door says, "Come on in."

The guy with the Chihuahua figures "What the hell," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.

The guy at the door says, "Sorry pal, no pets allowed."

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The guy at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"

He says, "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"

Barefoot 09-02-2013 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Patty55 (Post 737830)
This one always cracks me up...

That's hilarious, I just spit coffee all over my iPad. :mornincoffee:

DougB 09-02-2013 10:51 AM

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kittygilchrist 09-02-2013 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by DougB (Post 737889)
/// darn picture didn't work

pooh is for rent to help for free. you might try that.

keithwand 09-02-2013 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by kittygilchrist (Post 737849)
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE:
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pincher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pincher says to the guy with the Chihuahua, "Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us."

The guy with the Doberman Pincher says, "Just follow my lead."

They walk over to the restaurant. The guy with the Doberman Pincher puts on a pair of dark glasses and he starts to walk in. A guy at the door says, "Sorry man, no pets allowed."

The guy with the Doberman Pincher says, "You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The guy at the door says, "A Doberman Pincher?"

He says, "Yes, they’re using them now, they’re very good."

The guy at the door says, "Come on in."

The guy with the Chihuahua figures "What the hell," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.

The guy at the door says, "Sorry pal, no pets allowed."

The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The guy at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"

He says, "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"

Too funny. Wonder if a Shih Tzu would work?

CFrance 09-02-2013 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Patty55 (Post 737830)
This one always cracks me up...

my all-time favorite...

CFrance 09-02-2013 07:52 PM

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and another one...


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