Some thoughts.

[tpop1]

Couple of sayings on my mind:

When someone says, "No pun intended", why do I think there is?

Also when someone says, "Correct me if I'm wrong", you can be sure they don't think they are!

[2BNTV]

Couple of sayings on my mind:

When someone says, "No pun intended", why do I think there is?

Also when someone says, "Correct me if I'm wrong", you can be sure they don't think they are!

Another one:

A psychaiatrist once said, when a patient starts with "honestly", he automatically assume there is a lie coming.