I'm Poopsie Girdlechunks -- Who are you?

[redwitch]

(The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... )

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Ms. Poopsie Girdlechunks

[Taltarzac]

(The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... )

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Ms. Poopsie Girdlechunks


Mr. Zippy Bubblebiscuits

[SteveFromNY]

Hi there, my real name is Crusty Livertush.

Any questions?

;D

[jadebox]

Zippy Bananasniffer??????
:dontknow:

[Cliff]

Chim-Chim Wafflesniffer :joke:

[DickY]

Mr Buttercup Bubleface :a20:

[ZMAN]

:2cool: Mr. Poopsie Girdlebrain and my wife Loopy.

[redwitch]

Zman, we must be cousins. Welcome to the family!

[swrinfla]

SteveFromNY:

Do you suppose we're related?

I'm Crusty Chickentush!

Also Steve

[SteveFromNY]

SteveFromNY:

Do you suppose we're related?

I'm Crusty Chickentush!

Also Steve


Perhaps. There is definitely a branch of the Livertush clan who were Chickens too.

This is actually pretty funny!

;D

[KathieI]

Oh gosh, I'm so upset. I wish I was a poopsie, instead I'm a "Tulefel Rhinotush."

I really resent that last name...... thanks for nothing. Now I'm depressed... :'( :verymad:

[redwitch]

Sorry, Kathie, but I'd rather be anything but someone who poops in their girdle (and is large enough to need a girdle -- well, I am but denial is such a wonderful thing!). So, Tulefel Rhinotush sounds like a vast improvement. :joke:

What I'm wondering is what in heck is a Tulefel? I looked a little on the web and couldn't really find an answer.

[KathieI]

Ms. Witch: I'm not sure about that. I think I'd rather poop in my girdle than have a rhinoass..... That is disgusting. Don't know what Tulefel is but she has a website?? Great girl..

But if you think we have it bad, think about poor Mr. Bush: His name is

Goober Chickenshorts

How can you be a "goober" and run the greatest Nation in the world??? Poor Guy. Let's not tell him his real name.

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Hi redwitch,

We usually have a Ground Hog Day Party - do you know of any unusual books? I will give all of my guest new names based on your post.

Great Post :#1: :hot:

Hyacinth Bucket

[Donna]

I am a Zippy Girdle..OMG :o

[KathieI]

Donna, well the Zippy is right but not sure about the girdle. I wish I had that instead of Rhino Ass. :'(

[redwitch]

Kathie -- You're looking at it all wrong. Rhinos are large, noble creatures. They are just right for their needs. Sides, barring the side, rhino tushes actually have a kind of JayLo shape to them. You can't say that's a bad thing! Now, to have it implied that your rear is so large you need a girdle ...... :dontknow:

[KathieI]

JayLo my butt. This doesn't make me feel any better. Do you know anywhere in TV where I can buy a girdle??????

[redwitch]

Ha! I'm a California girl. We dun need no steenkin girdles!

[Taltarzac]

Hillary Clinton would be Boobie Liverchunks. Guess what? So would William (or Bill) Clinton be Boobie Liverchunks.

As another poster wrote George W. Bush is Goober Chickenshorts.

[Lindyb]

I'm zippy bubblesniffer..........ooh, I feel a bit lightheaded. Think I caught a bubble buzz !!! Very cute

[Taltarzac]

OMG. Barack Obama is Loopy Toilettushie.

[golfnut]

Oprah Wafflebuns..............great

[chuckinca]

Dorky Liverface here

[larrydube]

Dorkey Chickentush...... and Zsa-Zsa Chickentush here ;D

[Taltarzac]

Rudy Giuliani isGidget Cootiebrain.

[KathieI]

Hey Tal, aren't you glad we gave you another MAJOR project to do. You'll wind up converting every politician's name before this string is over. LOL :#1:

[Taltarzac]

Hey Tal, aren't you glad we gave you another MAJOR project to do. You'll wind up converting every politician's name before this string is over. LOL :#1:




True. :joke: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Dalton_Thompson Wonder what this candidate's name is?

Just hope that this other major project on this string-- the Poopiepants project-- does not also take sixteen going on seventeen years like my other one. If it does, will we be looking up Chelsea Clinton and maybe one of the Bush twins?

[KathieI]

Playing on Tal's game, going backwards (as I always do ::) )

George Washington was fluffy appleshorts :o

Abraham Lincoln was poopsie cootieface :super:

They should only have known. :redface:

Anyone agree that this WAS fun but might be going on a tad long?? :dontknow:

Redwitch, see what you started. Tal, if I don't stop you now, you'll never go back to the other MAJOR project.
:joke:

[Taltarzac]

Playing on Tal's game, going backwards (as I always do ::) )

George Washington was fluffy appleshorts :o

Abraham Lincoln was poopsie cootieface :super:

They should only have known. :redface:

Anyone agree that this WAS fun but might be going on a tad long?? :dontknow:

Redwitch, see what you started. Tal, if I don't stop you now, you'll never go back to the other MAJOR project.
:joke:


I can multi-task at times. I just checked in on pg1067 and the grease on lawyers' noses on the Findlaw Criminal Law message board. Never mind. I AM trying to keep it simple.

BTW. President Richard Nixon was Buttercup Cootiehiney. That sounds though like it would have been more fitting for William Jefferson Clinton! :joke:

[KathieI]

Touche !!! :agree:

[villages07]

zippy applefanny

Sounds like a stripper!!!

Better than rhino butt, I guess.

Thanks, redwitch...good fun.

[samhass]

Lumpy Applebrain....uck!!

[bamafan]

Snotty Bubblesprinkles.

[jtdraig]

:dontknow:Stinky Applebrain :edit: :joke: :#1: :arrow: ;D

[dobronte]

Hello my name is Squezzet Applelips and my wife Chim Chim Wafflebuns, doesn't sound Norwegian does it. :joke: :joke: :joke: :joke:

[islandgal]

Ms. Chim-chim Applebuns ???

[ewstanley]

(The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... )

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Ms. Poopsie Girdlechunks


Zsa Zsa Gerbil Head
:joke:

[Hyacinth Bucket]

As THE Hyacinth Bucket, pronounced BooKay, there is NO way I can be known as Poopsie Chicken Butt. I am sure the Council Woman would faint if she knew that was my name.

And,of course Richard would never dare use that name and none of My Dear Sisters would ever dream of calling me that, much less my friend Elizabeth.

Witch, perhaps when you are feeling better you can find a more suitable name for me.

I do hope you are feeling better.

Hyacinth Bucket

[Bella]

Pinky Gizzard Juice

[Taltarzac]

Heard this is a popular game of using these names with young boys according to a source of a volunteer at Palm Harbor Library in where else-- Palm Harbor, Florida.

Think these are a lot of fun. Thanks Redwitch for starting this thread. :bigthumbsup:

[redwitch]

And SANTA CLAUS is:

Mr. Zippy Liversprinkles

Gee, his name still sounds like it will keep on giving.

[nONIE]

WAIT, WAIT, just one more, Im Goober cottiebutt!!

Now that is embarassing! :redface:

[nONIE]

WAIT, WAIT, Just one more! Im Goober CottieButt, now

Thats embarassing!! :redface:

[MMC24]

I am Mr. Buttercup Bumblebuns OMG!!! 1rnfl

[punkpup]

I'm Pinky Gerbiltush 1rnfl

[chelsea24]

Hello from Mrs. Zippy Burgernose and my husband Crusty Hampstershorts! I love this!
:bigthumbsup: Redwitch you crack me up. :a20: :2cool:

[chelsea24]

Ooops I did it wrong. Our last name is Girdlebuns! wav

[chelsea24]

George Bush - Goober Chickenshorts! Somehow it fits! Oh, I must be over tired I can't stop laughing. :a20: