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Donna
12-13-2007, 07:33 PM
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR
OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.
WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING
IN THE
WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW
DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS
FULL NAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED
BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL
CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,
WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY
DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE
DEEPLY LINED
FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER
HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .
"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
HE ANSWERED , "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
THEN, THAT UGLY,
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED,
FAT ASS,
GREY-HAIRED,
DECREPIT
SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED:
"WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???"

Taltarzac
12-13-2007, 07:40 PM
Ouch. :joke:

Donna
12-13-2007, 07:51 PM
Oh Tal..Don't ya think that was cute????

A little humor for a snowy day from HELL...http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/gaah.gif (http://www.millan.net)

Taltarzac
12-13-2007, 07:55 PM
Oh Tal..Don't ya think that was cute????

A little humor for a snowy day from HELL...http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/gaah.gif (http://www.millan.net)


Yes. It was cute. I am from a Class of 1976 myself. Earl Wooster High School in Reno, Nevada. The "Biggest Little City in the World".

nONIE
12-13-2007, 08:10 PM
Donna, Too cute! Thanks for the laugh, I needed it right about now. :bigthumbsup:

DDoug
12-13-2007, 09:18 PM
I get your point but beauty and age are only a layer of skin away. Think about that the next time you look someone.

punkpup
12-13-2007, 09:27 PM
:yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

Scare me... I graduated from High School in 1970!!!! Half of the folks I don't even recognize at the reunions. Fortunately for me I still look a lot like I did back then just heftier lol. :'(

jjdees
12-13-2007, 11:03 PM
You all are mere children. I attended my 50th HS reunion this past summer and had to comment afterwards that's it's bad for one's self image. Am I really that old? I'm sure a lot of my classmates had the same thought.

chuckinca
12-13-2007, 11:52 PM
Class of 1962 (the American Graffitti Class)
Rich Township East HS
Park Forest, Ill


GO ROCKETS!

schotzyb
12-14-2007, 12:06 AM
Class of 1966
Amory High School
Amory, Miss.

Peggy D
12-14-2007, 01:03 AM
Class of 1965. Wilmington High School.

Cherry and White

GO RED DEVILS!!!!

Barefoot
12-15-2007, 02:08 AM
Donna, great post, :a20:

gemorc
12-16-2007, 02:08 AM
The class Of 1965.

Belleville High School.

Go Tigers.

The freshman class at "Animal House".

JohnZ
12-16-2007, 04:17 AM
Class of 1970. La Salle Academy, New York City. Never been to a single reunion.

rdkent
12-16-2007, 04:52 PM
Class of 1958. Green City MO High School.

kathy and al
12-17-2007, 01:15 PM
Class of 1962
Somerville High
Somerville, Ma.
45 years---geeeeezzzz????

l2ridehd
12-17-2007, 09:19 PM
Class of 1963
Kennett High
Conway NH
So how are all you 1970's and up here? Thought this place was over 55? :)

earickis
12-17-2007, 10:47 PM
Class of '66 ...NW Catholic, West Hartford, CT.

swrinfla
12-18-2007, 09:43 PM
barb1191:
Thank goodness someone out there is older than me! ;D
All these "kids" were making me feel old.
Class of 1954, small Connecticut boarding school.

SteveFromNY
12-18-2007, 09:52 PM
That's a funny story!

We had something like that happen at a funeral for a friend who passed away very early. We were at the service and my wife asked me who the three old guys were sitting in the last row. I didn't know.
Turned out they were old friends of ours we hadn't seen in many, many years (who were our age!)

Nazareth HS, Brooklyn, NY
Class of '71

DENNIS G
12-19-2007, 12:17 AM
Class of 58. Beech Bluff High, Beech Bluff Tn. 31 in our class. Been to 2 reunions and only recognized 1 person. Everyone seemed to recognize me.

MMC24
12-28-2007, 05:01 PM
Graduated from High School in 1964 and have never been back to a reunion. I've however attend several collage reunions and had a great time reliving "the days" with my fraternity brothers.

eujaynia
12-31-2007, 09:31 PM
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR
OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.
WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING
IN THE
WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW
DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS
FULL NAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED
BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL
CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,
WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY
DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE
DEEPLY LINED
FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER
HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .
"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
HE ANSWERED , "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
THEN, THAT UGLY,
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED,
FAT ASS,
GREY-HAIRED,
DECREPIT
SON-OF-A-:edit: ASKED:
"WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???"



...hehehe... love it!

chelsea24
01-01-2008, 04:45 AM
Girls, we know we're getting old when we go from a 34C to a 34 Long! :o

redwitch
01-01-2008, 04:49 AM
OMG Chels .. you didn't really say that, did you? Too funny!

KathieI
01-01-2008, 04:51 AM
Boy, can I relate to that!!! Good post, Chels.

(wish I had a Donna emotion for this post.)

nONIE
01-01-2008, 05:18 PM
chels,

Aint that the truth! 1rnfl woops I said aint!

golfnut
01-02-2008, 01:05 AM
now girls.....