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Baileysmom
03-31-2014, 11:55 PM
Hsppy Birthdsy Doug. April 1st is the perfect birthday for you. :) Have a great day!! The count also sends his regards. :crap2::crap2:
:sing:
PammyJ
04-01-2014, 05:16 AM
Happy birthday from your Queen of the Universe! You surround yourself with royalty!I love you to the moon and back!
Blessed2BNTV
04-01-2014, 05:47 AM
Happy birthday Doug!
Did you get your sense of humor because you were born today or because you were born today you have a sense of humor? Enquiring minds want to know.....or maybe I just want to know.
graciegirl
04-01-2014, 05:52 AM
Come on now. You weren't born on April Fools day. I would have expected that you were born on Halloween. I mean Christmas. ;)
You are a funny fellow who is well loved and who is wished a wonderful day and at least a thousand more years here with us.
Cobh521
04-01-2014, 05:56 AM
Happy Birthday. Have a good day!
Sydney
04-01-2014, 06:28 AM
Happy Birthday Doug!
tainsley
04-01-2014, 07:03 AM
Happy Birthday Doug! Have a fabulous day!
2BNTV
04-01-2014, 07:23 AM
Best April Fool's Day Joke is, "dougB being born". :D
You are one funny dude!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY and many more.
See you on the 19th. I'll have to buy you some beer. :beer3:
ugotme
04-01-2014, 07:56 AM
[QUOTE=2BNTV;854552]Best April Fool's Day Joke is, "dougB being born". :D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY and many more.QUOTE]
Keep on Rockin !
Boy did I mess that up !!!!
DandyGirl
04-01-2014, 08:16 AM
Happy B-Day and Rock On, DougB! :MOJE_whot:
DonH57
04-01-2014, 08:19 AM
Happy Birthday Doug. Have a great day.
Taltarzac725
04-01-2014, 09:07 AM
YouTube's ready to select a winner - YouTube (http://youtu.be/H542nLTTbu0)
I sometimes get your humor.
Happy BD.
Abby10
04-01-2014, 09:45 AM
So appropriate that your birthday is April 1st! Or is this just another "dougism" and not really your birthday after all.....LOL. Love your humor. In fact, sometimes when I see a particular post, I'll say to my husband, can't wait to see what DougB has to say about that!! I usually try not to be in the process of drinking my morning coffee when I read your posts! Happy Birthday, DougB!!!
Halle
04-01-2014, 09:55 AM
:MOJE_whot::MOJE_whot::MOJE_whot:
Happy Birthday Doug!
:pepper2::pepper2::pepper2:
CFrance
04-01-2014, 10:54 AM
I don't love you to the moon and back, but I sure do like your humor. Happy Birthday! And if this is an April Fool's joke, it's so in character.:D
skyguy79
04-01-2014, 12:11 PM
Happy Birthday Doug (http://www.youtube.com/embed/zyL37iBNJx0) :D (http://www.youtube.com/embed/zyL37iBNJx0)
Skip2MySue
04-01-2014, 12:57 PM
Happy Birthday to the Dougster.....Keep those posts coming :1rotfl:
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DougB
04-01-2014, 04:48 PM
Thank you everyone for the birthday greetings. Best April Fool's joke God ever played on my mother! Had a good day today and happy to be back in the good ol' US of A.
Turning 61 means:
Your favorite classic rock is now elevator music.
You wonder why the TV remote isn’t working, then realize it’s a cordless phone.
At the gym, you mostly do squats because of how they help you in the bathroom.
When classic movies come on, your comments are: “She’s dead. He’s dead. They’re all
dead.”
Your childhood toys sell for a fortune on eBay.
The quantity of gold in your mouth would make a decent retirement plan.
You can never totally, completely trust a fart.
Not wearing a bra tugs the wrinkles right out of your face.
Your parties never even wake up the dog, let alone the neighbors.
Sucking in your gut can blow the hair right off the top of your head.
When you relax on a park bench, boy scouts offer to help you cross your legs.
graciegirl
04-01-2014, 04:50 PM
Thank you everyone for the birthday greetings. Best April Fool's joke God ever played on my mother! Had a good day today and happy to be back in the good ol' US of A.
Turning 61 means:
Your favorite classic rock is now elevator music.
You wonder why the TV remote isn’t working, then realize it’s a cordless phone.
At the gym, you mostly do squats because of how they help you in the bathroom.
When classic movies come on, your comments are: “She’s dead. He’s dead. They’re all
dead.”
Your childhood toys sell for a fortune on eBay.
The quantity of gold in your mouth would make a decent retirement plan.
You can never totally, completely trust a fart.
Not wearing a bra tugs the wrinkles right out of your face.
Your parties never even wake up the dog, let alone the neighbors.
Sucking in your gut can blow the hair right off the top of your head.
When you relax on a park bench, boy scouts offer to help you cross your legs.
Yep. That's pretty much why we love you.
bkcunningham1
04-01-2014, 07:26 PM
Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
Happy birthday!
DougB
04-01-2014, 07:55 PM
Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
Happy birthday!
Thanks, bk! Every day alive is a gift. That's why it's called the "present"
Villages PL
04-19-2014, 02:01 PM
Happy Birthday, Doug! How old are you, really; no April-fooling around.
DougB
04-19-2014, 02:42 PM
Happy Birthday, Doug! How old are you, really; no April-fooling around.
No fooling, 61. One year to go until retirement. Counting the days!
kittygilchrist
04-19-2014, 02:49 PM
Happy belated, Doug. CU at the Sat. night dance!
Kitty
DougB
04-19-2014, 02:55 PM
Thanks, Kitty! Cya
Villages PL
04-24-2014, 05:36 PM
No fooling, 61. One year to go until retirement. Counting the days!
Thanks, that's great! You're just a kid. :thumbup:
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