Best short joke this year 2008

[Muncle]

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.

:redface:

[Donna]

http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/gigglesmile2.gif (http://www.millan.net)

[Taltarzac]

:bigthumbsup: :agree: :clap2:

[nONIE]

Very, very funny :a20: The short ones are the only ones I can remember , Ill be sure to pass this one around. Thanks!

[JohnnyM]

(This is for Donna)
The bartender walks up to the horse sitting on a stool and say's Why the long face?

PS: I do love horses......Johnny

[JohnnyM]

:yikes: Uh Oh, did I just hijack a post? I'm sorry if I did Muncle....Johnny

[Donna]

Uh, Oh Johnny>>>>>>>>>>>>http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/brunhest1.gif (http://www.millan.net)

We are the TOTV Post Police...Come out with your hands up!...http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/sheriff.gif (http://www.millan.net)

You are now in contempt........http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/judgesmiley.gif (http://www.millan.net)

[JohnnyM]

I guess I did. I kinda get confused regarding the hijacking thing. Maybe Mak was right!

[tony]

Bartender looking, and looking, and looking at the polar bear standing before his bar.
He patiently waits for polar bear's order.
Finally he asks why the big pause?

[handieman]

Bartender looking, and looking, and looking at the polar bear standing before his bar.
He patiently waits for polar bear's order.
Finally he asks why the big pause?



Pause=Paws for all the blondes
Now watch all He.. break loose
Handie da highjacker :joke:

[JohnnyM]

:dontknow: I dunno, I thing Tony hijacked my joke....Johnny

[bsliny]

You want to hear a fast joke you want to hear another

Did I tell you about the hunchback who ask me to lend in 5 till he straightens out :beer2: 040 040 040

[Muncle]

You want to hear a fast joke you want to hear another

Did I tell you about the hunchback who ask me to lend in $5 dollars till he straightens out :beer2: 040 040 040


No. ??? Or, well, now I guess you have.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab. The movie cost me $95.

I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars"...

[handieman]

This thread is sounding like Red Skelton or Bob Hope (God I loved those two)
Handie :joke: