Our New Home ordered near Brownwood

[handieman]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee31/handieman4u/OprahsMansion.jpg
Wad ya think?
Handie :joke:

[chelsea24]

Very funny crazy man. :a20:

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Handie, I assume those are the maids and butlers quarters on the picture, where is your h home? :)

[Bill345]

Hope you will get to pick the color scheme and amenities package.

[Muncle]

I was wondering what they were going to put on those plots of land once they started dividing them. Ah well, Handie, welcome to the neighborhood but please don't let your help clutter the servants' roads. And if my planes bother you at all (they shouldn't because of the distance and embankments) please let me know. However, Tiger tends to fly a bit low and John & Kelly are very erratic.

Regardless of your selection of a rather understated residence, welcome. :welcome:

[Barefoot]

Handie, I'd hate to see the bond on that one!! :-*

[dadspet]

I'm surprised that fountain passed the review committee. You must know someone.

[KathieI]

Geeze, who's gonna clean that place??? Lots of luck in the new digs...

Kath :redface: :redface:

[JohnnyM]

Handie is that where you produce our Guess The TOTV Stars photo show? Johnny

[redwitch]

Don't look at me ... I ain't cleanin' THAT place.

[scottke]

Can't imagine what the down payment would be for that or the mortgage. Gorgeous, however

[Hyacinth Bucket]

JohnnyM - Handie paid for this house in cash.

His half of the proceeds from producing the film with you. He told us you made him richer than Bill Gates and this is just one of his new made to order homes.

Did he give you your half? :dontknow:

HB

[Donna]

Handi,

Now, lets see..I will need one room for my Jeannie Bottle.....I also need space for the two horses http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/brunhest2.gif (http://www.millan.net)(Rusty&Lucky) http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/vithest2.gif (http://www.millan.net)...

Another room for the three dogs http://www.millan.net/minimations/toolminis/xanimal_vovvetliten.gif (http://www.millan.net)Toby, http://www.millan.net/minimations/toolminis/pudel.gif (http://www.millan.net)Snuggles & http://www.millan.net/minimations/toolminis/xanimal_dogkiss.gif (http://www.millan.net)Lexi...

Last but not least ME!!!http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/princessy.gif (http://www.millan.net)


I prefer a room with a view..http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/fantasysmiley.gif (http://www.millan.net)

[nONIE]

Donna, you are such a hoot! Love ya girlfriend! 1rnfl

[Donna]

Donna, you are such a hoot! Love ya girlfriend! 1rnfl


Noni...I love you too...Don't worry, you can stay in my room with me ..

[beady]

Who did your landscaping, I need a recommendation 1rnfl 1rnfl

[JohnN]

I'd like a permanent room facing the fountain please

[Donna]

Who did your landscaping, I need a recommendation 1rnfl 1rnfl


Do we have Vallet Parking?? ...http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/sportcar1.gif (http://www.millan.net)

Looks like a long walk to the garage...http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/faintingsmiley.gif (http://www.millan.net)

[Mikitv]

Does it have granite counter tops? Did you get to pick the colors? Is there a furniture package?

[PJ]

Wow I guess they opened and improved the Design Center.

When are you inviting us all over for lunch? I'll bring brownies...

[handieman]

JohnnyM - Handie paid for this house in cash.

His half of the proceeds from producing the film with you. He told us you made him richer than Bill Gates and this is just one of his new made to order homes.

Did he give you your half? :dontknow:

HB

Oops :redface:
Now you did it HB thanx a lot :realmad:
Handie :joke:

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Handie anything for such a wonderful friend such as yourself. Knowing how generous and kind hearted you are - I am sure you will want to share with all of us.

HB

[RCT]

Did they tell you you only had a couple hours to make a decision or it would be relased to someone else?

[Donna]

Handi,
What about improvements or an addition, do you have to get permission from the ARC?? ::)

[swrinfla]

And, here I was thinking about putting down a deposit for Freedom Pointe. :joke: Now all I need is a room in either wing, with a view of the fountain, if possible! I'm sure Handi's staff will take good care of me!
:joke:
SWR

[handieman]

Did they tell you you only had a couple hours to make a decision or it would be relased to someone else?

You Mean???
They pull that gag on everyone?? And here I thought I was so fortunate :redface:
I feel so deflated, even my blow-up doll doesn't like me anymore :'(
Handie :joke:

[chelsea24]

:-* Don't worry Handi. You're inflatable doll wasn't ever really true to you. I saw her the other night at KB's making eyes at an inflatable raft. The little rubber tart! I hate to be the one to break it to you but I believe they left together. Not to worry, with that house, you can do much better. Have you checked the inner tube section at Wal-Mart?

Hang in there guy. ;)

[Donna]

Handi,
Like Chel said, don't worry about your doll...I know Julia will be true to you.. :o

[Muncle]

Handie, I've given it some thought since you posted your pic and I've decided I kinda like it. Would you mind if I copied the basic design to use as the gatehouse for my new place? It will be far enough from the main house that the two styles won't clash greatly.

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii253/billfl/map-70d6776280fc.jpg

[Donna]

Hey Muncle,

Love your cottage..http://www.millan.net/minimations/toolminis/xother_homet.gif (http://www.millan.net)

I hope when Handi has a full house, we can stay at yours, by the looks of it, handi's is going to be occupied pretty often...Kinda reminds me of the Playboy mansion..http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/hottubsmiles.gif (http://www.millan.net)

[SteveZ]

Darn - it's just like mine, except I've got the Courtyand Villa version.........

[handieman]

:-* Don't worry Handi. You're inflatable doll wasn't ever really true to you. I saw her the other night at KB's making eyes at an inflatable raft. The little rubber tart! I hate to be the one to break it to you but I believe they left together. Not to worry, with that house, you can do much better. Have you checked the inner tube section at Wal-Mart?

Hang in there guy. ;)

Now that was funny ;D It takes a pretty clever responce to make belly laugh 1rnfl
Muncle?? If your not running a cult in that complex of yours, why not build it next door to me? It's time we outdid Samhass in her Premier, Nah nah
Handie :joke:

[RCT]

Handie, I've given it some thought since you posted your pic and I've decided I kinda like it. Would you mind if I copied the basic design to use as the gatehouse for my new place? It will be far enough from the main house that the two styles won't clash greatly.

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii253/billfl/map-70d6776280fc.jpg
I presume that is mostly acrylic so your tax base won't go up, right?

[TV MAN]

Hey do you two still only have to pay $130. Amenity fee??? ???


You two crack me up ;D 040 :a20: :a20:

[Muncle]

I presume that is mostly acrylic so your tax base won't go up, right?


Not to worry about taxes. Under the Save Our Homes program, I'll only be paying $647. a year. What really ticks me off is that I had the Florida State Wind Inspector look over the place and he says most of my roofs do not qualify for the insurance abatement rebatement program. And the POA Siding Review and Analysis subcommittee says that the siding was improperly installed and I should join their class action lawsuit. And five different firms have told me the water is terrible and I need to install their simple, inexpensive, easy and cheap to maintain water purification and softening system. Must be true. My water turned black during the tests. Oh the trials of properly ownership! Thank god there are several people here who are willing to help me with my investments so I'll make tons of money. And I get a free lunch just for listening to them!

[Donna]

When you go on vacation, does the Village Watch charge an additional fee to walk around the house??http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/sheriff.gif (http://www.millan.net)

[Hyacinth Bucket]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u149/sdavison78/TAJMAHAL.jpg


Saw your houses and realized I wanted a simple little country place at The Villages, nothing to large and ostentatious. Something built specifically for a woman, like me.

Did not want to worry about vinyl siding problems, cracks in stucco or if the shingles on my roof were up to code.

You are all invited to come and visit.

Hyacinth Bucket

[Casino]

You are so fortunate to live in the BIG house....but the servants will have to live here.
If you think that Handie did not approve...look in the back window of the car for the "NY" Yankees hat.


http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg152/joannandcasino/Copy2ofPicture008.jpg

[The Great Fumar]

Handi ..... Its gorgeous but doe's it leak....
I need a room with a nice shower but I promise I'll only use it on Saturday night.............
fragrant fumar

[samhass]

Whoa! Looks like the premier section in Brownwood makes the other premier sections look a little shabby!

[another Linda]

Any resales on these yet?

[MMC24]

Handi:

Too bad your house was built during standard specs era. I'm sure you would have wanted to stretch it in some places because it looks a little cramped. Also, where is the Lani? I thought they came standard in the designer style homes. I'll wait until they start building the premium version before I consider buying.