zummy
02-25-2008, 08:38 PM
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office
to apply for
Social Security . The woman behind the counter asked
me for my
driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my
pockets and
realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the
woman that I was
very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back
later.
The woman said "Unbutton your shirt."
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said
"That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for
me" and
she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
experience at the Social Security office.
She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you
might have gotten disability, too.
to apply for
Social Security . The woman behind the counter asked
me for my
driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my
pockets and
realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the
woman that I was
very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back
later.
The woman said "Unbutton your shirt."
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said
"That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for
me" and
she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
experience at the Social Security office.
She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you
might have gotten disability, too.