The Absolute Proof of Global Warming

[handieman]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee31/handieman4u/panties.jpg
Handie :joke:

[Donna]

Handi...Only you would think of this...http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/ideasmiley.gif (http://www.millan.net)

[handieman]

Someone said the 2008 panties model is ummmmmmmm :redface: never mind
Handie :joke:

[chelsea24]

1rnfl : :chillout: Trying to cool down Handi. Crazy man does it again! lol

[punkpup]

1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl

I'm just trying to have my morning coffee and get it together so I can get to work and I come across this! I have to admit a good laugh is definitely gonna help me face this lousy day of heavy rain and crazed drivers.

Handie Man, it wasn't enough for you to provide "Positive Proof of Global Warming" but prior to that I read the thread started by BillieTheKid re. TOTV membership, gatherings and Witness Protection.

Soooooooo.... in the spirit of humor. Here is my :yikes: very tacky, politically incorrect :yikes: contribution:
WARNING: IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED THIS IS NOT FOR YOU
http://www.geekoffice.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=643&Ite

[Donna]

Someone said the 2008 panties model is ummmmmmmm :redface: never mind
Handie :joke:


Just got a phone call from Victorias Secret...http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/comeandgetitff.gif (http://www.millan.net)

Handi, how did you knowhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/winking.gif (http://www.millan.net)

[KathieI]

Handi, how did you know

Know??? Handie designed them!! Can you see him designing them with the models, OMG. What a sight!!

PP, although politically incorrect, it was hilarious... Never laughed so hard.
Thanks,

Kathie

[handieman]

:yikes:
Punkpup ;D No matter how hard I try you always trump me :bigthumbsup:
Sigh :'( Ok Ok back to my archives for more nonsense
Handie :joke:

[punkpup]

But Handie Man, It's only because your humorous contributions remind me that even though I'm not yet living in TV; I still need to nurture my sense of humor.

BTW I can't take credit for having found that link.... my friend in Tampa sent it to me.

[chelsea24]

:a20: 1rnfl 1rnfl OMG Punkpup that is hysterical! I love it!

[punkpup]

Chelsea24,
I've been listening to it off and on since my friend sent it to me. I actually had to pull my work truck over because I started laughing hysterically remembering the part about S.U.I.T.

[Hyacinth Bucket]

Both of these are wonderful. Here are some signs that have been seen

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' **************************

In a Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all heels.' **************************

On a Septic Tank Truck :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels **************************

At a Proctologist's door:
'To expedite your visit please back in.'
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On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'
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On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..!!'
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On a Church's Billboard:
'7 days without God makes one weak.'
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
'Invite us to your next blowout.'
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At a Towing company:
'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.' **************************

On an Electrician's truck:
'Let us remove your shorts!!'
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
'If we see smoke, we wll assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
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On a Maternity Room door:
'Push. Push. Push.'
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At an Optometrist's Office :
'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
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On a Taxidermist's window:
'We really know our stuff.'
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On a Fence:
'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
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At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.' **************************
Outside a Muffler Shop:
'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
**************************
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
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At the Electric Company :
'We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be.'
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In a Restaurant window :
'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.' **************************
In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'
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At a Propane Filling Station
'Thank heaven for little grills.'
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
'Best place in town to take a leak.'


One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.
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[Donna]

HB...OMG..TOO funny...http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/lmaosmiley.gif (http://www.millan.net)...http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/lmaosmiley.gif (http://www.millan.net)...http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/lmaosmiley.gif (http://www.millan.net)...http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/teehee2.gif (http://www.millan.net)...http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/teehee2.gif (http://www.millan.net)...http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/teehee2.gif (http://www.millan.net)....http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/laugh3.gif (http://www.millan.net).....http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/laugh3.gif (http://www.millan.net).....http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/laugh3.gif (http://www.millan.net)