Muncle
03-20-2008, 04:33 PM
Ole and Sven are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,
chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Sven says,
'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to
me in over 2 months.'
Ole spits, sips his beer and says, 'Better think it over...
........women like that are hard to find.'
...
An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
"Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?"
"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with a chest like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere."
chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Sven says,
'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to
me in over 2 months.'
Ole spits, sips his beer and says, 'Better think it over...
........women like that are hard to find.'
...
An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
"Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?"
"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with a chest like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere."