Taltarzac725
10-22-2014, 02:46 PM
During his physical examination, a doctor asked a retired man about his physical activity level.
He said he spent 3 days a week in the outdoors.
"Yesterday afternoon was typical.
I took a four-hour walk about 5 miles through some pretty rough terrain.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I waded along the edge of a lake.
I pushed my way through at least a mile of brambles.
I barely avoided stepping on a snake.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I ran away from an irate mother bear and then I hid from one angry bull elk.
I had to go to the bathroom behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered. so at the end of it all I drank
a scotch and three glasses of wine."
Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You are one hell of an outdoor man!"
"No," the man replied, "I'm just a really, really bad golfer."
He said he spent 3 days a week in the outdoors.
"Yesterday afternoon was typical.
I took a four-hour walk about 5 miles through some pretty rough terrain.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I waded along the edge of a lake.
I pushed my way through at least a mile of brambles.
I barely avoided stepping on a snake.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I ran away from an irate mother bear and then I hid from one angry bull elk.
I had to go to the bathroom behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered. so at the end of it all I drank
a scotch and three glasses of wine."
Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You are one hell of an outdoor man!"
"No," the man replied, "I'm just a really, really bad golfer."