Would you remarry?

[784caroline]

:dontknow:
>
> A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
> looks over at him and asks THE question.....
>
> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
>
> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

>
> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

>
> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

>
> WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
>
> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

>
> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

>
> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

>
> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

>
> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
>
> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"

>
> WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
>
> HUSBAND : "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

>
> WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
>
> HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
>

> WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
>
> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

>
> WIFE: ----- silence ------
>
> HUSBAND: "OH -oh"

[Taltarzac]

;D :clap2: :pop: wav

Funny.

[chelsea24]

1rnfl Oh, that's tooooo funny!

[Beltlady]

Good one, thanks for the laugh.

[beady]

Ooops...

1rnfl 1rnfl

[nONIE]

Good one! Would we dare to put this out there as a new topic??

evil6

[beady]

I think that's an excellent idea. Go for it Nonie. ;D

[Floridagal]

Very good..........


Would you remarry?

[nONIE]

Oh Heck! Im really scared! I dont want to be a troublemaker!! ;)

[KathieI]

Oh Heck! Im really scared! I dont want to be a troublemaker!! ;)

Nonie, since when? only kidding!

I think its a great subject. Probably because everyone knows my answer!! NO, NO, A THOUSAND TIMES NO!!!! Once was enough!

Kathie :redface:

come-on Nonie, post it. You'll do it much cuter than I would.