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renos
05-03-2008, 05:07 PM
An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."

"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock !!! "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!

Taltarzac
05-03-2008, 05:11 PM
An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."

"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock !!! "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!


I suppose a Republican would be just the opposite following this logic-- heart dead but with a brain still pulsing??? :joke:

chelsea24
05-04-2008, 05:55 AM
1rnfl Tal, now that's funny! :bigthumbsup:

SteveZ
05-06-2008, 04:17 PM
I suppose a Republican would be just the opposite following this logic-- heart dead but with a brain still pulsing??? :joke:


No, but it used to be a requirement for passing the bar exam......

l2ridehd
05-06-2008, 05:14 PM
This needs to move to the political forum