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Cisco Kid
12-16-2014, 08:06 PM
It was not mine.
I do not know where it came from.
A true mystery.
One can only wonder if I have been visited by Bill Cosby. :p

zcaveman
12-16-2014, 08:51 PM
It was not mine.
I do not know where it came from.
A true mystery.
One can only wonder if I have been visited by Bill Cosby. :p

Maybe it is one of your dog's stash. Have you questioned them?

Z

Chi-Town
12-16-2014, 11:03 PM
Maybe Rush Limbaugh.

Taltarzac725
12-17-2014, 06:13 AM
ET's trail of viagra?

KayakerNC
12-17-2014, 09:03 AM
Remember when the Doctor prescribed those pills to help your memory?

I didn't think so. :ohdear:

tomwed
12-17-2014, 09:22 AM
I would take it and see what happens. [BTW,I am not a doctor and no one has ever taken any of my advice. Not even once.]

Cisco Kid
12-17-2014, 09:52 AM
These keep getting better

dbussone
12-17-2014, 12:03 PM
It was not mine.

I do not know where it came from.

A true mystery.

One can only wonder if I have been visited by Bill Cosby. :p


Why don't you call the TV radio station. They can probably help find the owner. A classified in the Sun might also be helpful.

LndLocked
12-17-2014, 12:07 PM
"To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the brown acid that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?"

dbussone
12-17-2014, 01:30 PM
"To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the brown acid that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?"


Would you please explain further? I'm not familiar with this issue.

LndLocked
12-17-2014, 01:49 PM
Would you please explain further? I'm not familiar with this issue.

Ever heard of ....... "Woodstock" ?

Buffalo Jim
12-17-2014, 01:56 PM
Ever heard of ....... "Woodstock" ?

Yes, it is a quote from the PA System at Woodstock . No , I wasn't there .

I had a " flat-top " haircut and belonged to the Boy Scouts at the time .

Buffalo Jim
12-17-2014, 02:08 PM
I believe that you may have been visited by " The White Rabbit " . He most likely is retired by now : As written by Grace Slick and performed / released in 1967 by " The Jefferson Airplane " :

The White Rabbit :
One pill makes you larger ......
And one pill makes you small .......
And the ones that Mother gives you ........
Don`t do anything at all ...........
Chorus :
Go ask Alice .....................
When she`s ten feet tall --lllllllllllllll.. !
Feed your Head !
Feed your Head !

dbussone
12-17-2014, 03:37 PM
Ever heard of ....... "Woodstock" ?


Yes. Do what is the relevance of the quotation marks in your first post? Who are quoting?

Villages PL
12-20-2014, 02:49 PM
The pill was left by the pill fairy.

Sandtrap328
12-20-2014, 03:04 PM
The pill has to serve some purpose. You will never know until you take it - along with a shot of Grey Goose vodka (just for that extra boost).

duffysmom
12-20-2014, 03:46 PM
If it's a little blue pill ask your wife about it.:ohdear:

Chi-Town
12-20-2014, 04:13 PM
I believe that you may have been visited by " The White Rabbit " . He most likely is retired by now : As written by Grace Slick and performed / released in 1967 by " The Jefferson Airplane " :

The White Rabbit :
One pill makes you larger ......
And one pill makes you small .......
And the ones that Mother gives you ........
Don`t do anything at all ...........
Chorus :
Go ask Alice .....................
When she`s ten feet tall --lllllllllllllll.. !
Feed your Head !
Feed your Head !
Here is White Rabbit performed at Woodstock:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c2yQLXTuctA

MLBellis
12-20-2014, 08:44 PM
could it be a Tic Tac !!!

Yung Dum
12-20-2014, 09:07 PM
Remember when the Doctor prescribed those pills to help your memory?

I didn't think so. :ohdear:

That's funny! Very good.

Villages PL
12-22-2014, 12:06 PM
The pill was left by the pill fairy.

I just learned that it was Santa who sent the pill fairy to put you in a gay mood for Christmas.

And now you know the rest of the story.

Barefoot
12-22-2014, 01:33 PM
Remember when the Doctor prescribed those pills to help your memory?
I didn't think so. :ohdear:

:girlneener:

pivo
12-22-2014, 04:38 PM
That's what is wrong with those bill cosby pills, it's the best time of your life
but can't remember anything.

zonerboy
12-22-2014, 04:58 PM
I found a cigarette butt in my back yard.
Should I be suspicious?
Is somebody casing the joint?
(It wasn't that kind of cigarette)

Cisco Kid
12-22-2014, 05:45 PM
I found a cigarette butt in my back yard.
Should I be suspicious?
Is somebody casing the joint?
(It wasn't that kind of cigarette)

At least it was not dog poop

Villages PL
12-24-2014, 11:15 AM
It was not mine.
I do not know where it came from.
A true mystery. :p

Who else has a key to your house? Did you give a key to a friend, neighbor or relative in case of emergency?

A few years ago my neighbor left this area to go north. A few days after she left, I noticed her front door was slightly open, leaving about a one inch space.

After shouting, "Hello, is anyone home?", I called Neighborhood Watch. Neighborhood Watch called the police and the police called for backup. After walking through the house, the officer found nothing out of place. (Except for a pill on the floor - no, just kidding.) :)

That's a true story but I never did find out why the door was left open. It's another "true mystery".

Serenoa
12-25-2014, 10:06 AM
Was it orange? Barrel shaped? Probably orange sunshine.

If you decide to take it, and get high, just remember to have Jimmy Carter's number handy in case you need someone to "talk you down".

Otherwise just relax, have a beer, and put on some Allman Brothers.