bestmickey
05-10-2008, 06:44 PM
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow our instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!"
The first male candidate said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife!"
The agent responded, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second male candidate was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes and stated, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent responded, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. The agent heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This damn gun is loaded with blanks!" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair!"
MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them!
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow our instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!"
The first male candidate said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife!"
The agent responded, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second male candidate was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes and stated, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent responded, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. The agent heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This damn gun is loaded with blanks!" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair!"
MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them!