REDCART
05-15-2008, 12:17 AM
Subject: Second opinion:
The doctor said, "Bill, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,
which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure
creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to
remove the testicles."
Bill was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in
20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As
he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person.
He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's
clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered
the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed
him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
Bill laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
years!" the tailor said. Bill tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Bill admired
himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Bill thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Bill and said, "Let's see 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
Bill was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "
Been in the business 60 years."
Bill tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Bill walked comfortably
around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Bill thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36.
"Bill laughed, "Ah ha! I got you; I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head,
"You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the
base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."
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New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS
The doctor said, "Bill, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,
which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure
creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to
remove the testicles."
Bill was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in
20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As
he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person.
He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's
clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered
the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed
him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
Bill laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
years!" the tailor said. Bill tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Bill admired
himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Bill thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Bill and said, "Let's see 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
Bill was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "
Been in the business 60 years."
Bill tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Bill walked comfortably
around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Bill thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36.
"Bill laughed, "Ah ha! I got you; I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head,
"You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the
base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."
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New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS