Benies of getting old

[Muncle]

Keep going down!

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask did I wake you????

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 PM

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to payoff.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather
service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them
either.

18. Your supply of brain cells are finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list

20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

[l2ridehd]

Good ones. Ever notice that restarants print menus in small print and than dim the lights. So that even with glasses you struggle to read them. Why not print them in large print and place a menu lamp on every table to be turned off after you order. Now that place would have a line.

[SteveZ]

Good ones. Ever notice that restarants print menus in small print and than dim the lights. So that even with glasses you struggle to read them. Why not print them in large print and place a menu lamp on every table to be turned off after you order. Now that place would have a line.


Then you would also be able to read the prices.....