chuck90199
02-06-2015, 02:09 PM
An Australian truck driver walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu walking behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.
The trucker says, �A hamburger, chips and a coke,� and turns to the emu, �What's yours?�
�I'll have the same,� says the big bird.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. �That will be $9.40 please.� He reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the emu come in again and he says, �A hamburger, chips, and a coke.�
The emu says, �I'll have the same, please.�
Again the trucker reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the end of the week. �The usual?� asks the waitress.
�No, it's Friday night, so I'll have a steak, baked potato and a salad,� says the man. �Same,� says the emu.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, �That will be $32.62.�
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. �Excuse me, mate, how do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?�
�Well, love,� says the trucker, �a few years ago, I was cleaning out the back shed, and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.�
�That's brilliant!� says the waitress. �Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!�
�That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,� says the man.
The waitress asks, �What's with the big ugly bird?�
The trucker sighs, pauses, and answers, �My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs, who agrees with everything I say.�
The trucker says, �A hamburger, chips and a coke,� and turns to the emu, �What's yours?�
�I'll have the same,� says the big bird.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. �That will be $9.40 please.� He reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the emu come in again and he says, �A hamburger, chips, and a coke.�
The emu says, �I'll have the same, please.�
Again the trucker reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the end of the week. �The usual?� asks the waitress.
�No, it's Friday night, so I'll have a steak, baked potato and a salad,� says the man. �Same,� says the emu.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, �That will be $32.62.�
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. �Excuse me, mate, how do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?�
�Well, love,� says the trucker, �a few years ago, I was cleaning out the back shed, and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.�
�That's brilliant!� says the waitress. �Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!�
�That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,� says the man.
The waitress asks, �What's with the big ugly bird?�
The trucker sighs, pauses, and answers, �My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs, who agrees with everything I say.�