Celibacy

[chuck90199]

What is celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, �It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, �Can you men name and describe your wife's favorite flower?�

I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered, �Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?�

And thus began my life of celibacy...

[DonH57]

What is celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, �It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, �Can you men name and describe your wife's favorite flower?�

I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered, �Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?�

And thus began my life of celibacy...

That's a good one.:a20:

[Carl in Tampa]

OOOHhhhhh, you got me. I was getting all psyched up for a serious discussion. I seldom laugh out loud while alone. This was one of those times.

:jester:

[tomwed]

I never saw it coming either. I hope I remember it.

[mgjim]

I'm with Carl in Tampa. I laughed so hard I shot wine out of my nose. (It had a very nice bouquet.)

[kittygilchrist]

Pwwwt.
Must be some serious lusty people wasting time on here.
I'm going somewhere else.

Yeah? Where?

[tomwed]

Pwwwt.
Must be some serious lusty people wasting time on here.
I'm going somewhere else.

Yeah? Where?

Write if you get work.
[Ever hear of Bob and Ray?]

[dotti105]

I read this out loud to my hubby and he just about died laughing!!! That was truly hilarious! Thanks for not starting a b****y thread about something trivial and making people negative. There is way too much of this on the forums This was so FUNNY and incredibly refreshing!
THANK YOU!!

[CFrance]

What Dotti thread.
I was getting ready for a debate on the Catholic Church!