Baby Boomers Hit Songs

[ejp52]

It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the
60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging babyboomers:

They include:

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Roberta Flack --- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now!

Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba --- Denture Queen

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want Too!

And my favorite:

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again
:joke:

[KathieI]

Eddie, Hysterical!!

:clap2: :clap2: 040 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 040 :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

[Boomer]

e,

This is a hoot and a half.

We gotta laugh.

Hey, at least we baby boomers have the rest of them outnumbered. And besides, "Age and guile beat youth and inexperience every time."

Boomer

[Donna]

Great Eddie... :bigthumbsup:

[nONIE]

Im not laughing >:(




In all seriousness Eddie , I have to admit, those were a gas!!!!! (pun intended)

[KathieI]

I'm picking out my favorite:

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

Boomer, I'm gonna remember this quote on Sept 1 when I turn 67, OMG! I'll be crying all day!

"Age and guile beat youth and inexperience every time."

Kathie :'( :'(

[Rokinronda]

EDDIE!!! :clap2: :a20: :2cool: :hot: 1rnfl 1rnfl 040 040 024 024 :hot: :hot: :hot: :a20: 1rnfl 024 Bobby Darrin was the only one to sound familiar to me, so far, thank goodness!!! No walker, no depends, hips are good, etc.... ;) THANKS for the chuckle!!

[beady]

Love it , love it, love it. I have to repeat myself to be sure I remember saying it!!!! 1rnfl 1rnfl

Sending this on to a bunch of Boomers and older.

Thanks Edde.

[Sidney Lanier]

Hilarious! I do remember it all, especially that I have a few years on the baby boomers.... '-)

[Mintjulep]

:a20:
Hilarious,,, I remember em all...