chuck90199
03-02-2015, 10:07 AM
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: �Hello.�
WOMAN: �Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?�
MAN: �Yes.�
WOMAN: �I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,250. Is it OK if I buy it?�
MAN: �Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.�
WOMAN: �I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw a new 2015 that I really liked.�
MAN: �How much?�
WOMAN: �$390,000.�
MAN: �OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.�
WOMAN: �Great! Oh, and one more thing... that house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000 for it.�
MAN: �Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 if it's really a pretty good price.�
WOMAN: �OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!�
MAN: �Bye! I love you, too.�
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: �Anyone know who this phone belongs to?�
MAN: �Hello.�
WOMAN: �Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?�
MAN: �Yes.�
WOMAN: �I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,250. Is it OK if I buy it?�
MAN: �Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.�
WOMAN: �I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw a new 2015 that I really liked.�
MAN: �How much?�
WOMAN: �$390,000.�
MAN: �OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.�
WOMAN: �Great! Oh, and one more thing... that house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000 for it.�
MAN: �Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 if it's really a pretty good price.�
WOMAN: �OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!�
MAN: �Bye! I love you, too.�
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: �Anyone know who this phone belongs to?�