chuck90199
04-04-2015, 09:40 AM
An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign outside: �A cure for your ailment guaranteed for only $500. If we fail, we'll pay you $1000.�
A local doctor figures an engineer knows nothing about medicine, so this will be a good opportunity to scam him out of $1000.
The doctor goes to the clinic.
Doctor: �I have lost my sense of taste.�
Engineer: �Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put three drops in the patient's mouth.�
Doctor: �Hey. This is gasoline!�
Engineer: �Congratulations! You're cured. You have your taste back. That will be $500.�
The doctor is annoyed and a few days later goes back to the clinic figuring he'll be able to get his money back.
Doctor: �I have lost my memory. I can not remember anything.�
Engineer: �Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put three drops in the patient's mouth.�
Doctor: �Wait... that's gasoline!�
Engineer: �Congratulations! You've got you memory back. That will be $500.�
The doctor pays up and stomps out of the clinic. He returns again several days later sure that now he'll be able to get his money back.
Doctor: �My eyesight has become weak. I can hardly see anything.�
Engineer: �Well, I don't have any medicine for that. Take this $1000 bill,� passing the doctor only $500.
Doctor: �Wait. This is only $500.�
Engineer: �Congratulations! Your vision is back. That will be $500.�
A local doctor figures an engineer knows nothing about medicine, so this will be a good opportunity to scam him out of $1000.
The doctor goes to the clinic.
Doctor: �I have lost my sense of taste.�
Engineer: �Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put three drops in the patient's mouth.�
Doctor: �Hey. This is gasoline!�
Engineer: �Congratulations! You're cured. You have your taste back. That will be $500.�
The doctor is annoyed and a few days later goes back to the clinic figuring he'll be able to get his money back.
Doctor: �I have lost my memory. I can not remember anything.�
Engineer: �Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put three drops in the patient's mouth.�
Doctor: �Wait... that's gasoline!�
Engineer: �Congratulations! You've got you memory back. That will be $500.�
The doctor pays up and stomps out of the clinic. He returns again several days later sure that now he'll be able to get his money back.
Doctor: �My eyesight has become weak. I can hardly see anything.�
Engineer: �Well, I don't have any medicine for that. Take this $1000 bill,� passing the doctor only $500.
Doctor: �Wait. This is only $500.�
Engineer: �Congratulations! Your vision is back. That will be $500.�