Muncle
07-13-2008, 11:08 AM
Got this from a friend today -- good advice
I WAS AFRAID TO GO TO BED AT NIGHT, SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM . . .
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come
talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of
those fears.'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you
ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an
awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.
I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so! With an attitude he asked . . . and how, may I ask, did
a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there
now ! ! ! '
SCREW THOSE SHRINKS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!
I WAS AFRAID TO GO TO BED AT NIGHT, SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM . . .
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come
talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of
those fears.'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you
ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an
awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.
I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so! With an attitude he asked . . . and how, may I ask, did
a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there
now ! ! ! '
SCREW THOSE SHRINKS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!