Donna
07-18-2008, 01:13 PM
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the
operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she
asked," Is my time up?"
God said, "No,
you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery,
the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow
lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.
Arriving in
front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40
years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"
God replied, "Giiirrrlllllll,
I didn't even recognize you." :yikes:
operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she
asked," Is my time up?"
God said, "No,
you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery,
the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow
lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.
Arriving in
front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40
years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"
God replied, "Giiirrrlllllll,
I didn't even recognize you." :yikes: