You might be a Villager If:

[judylou]

Subject: You might be a Villager
You might be a Villager

If you've ever driven a golf cart for more than 10 miles in a day
You might be a Villager
If you know what Pickle Ball, Hand and Foot and Mexican Train mean
You might be a Villager
If you have ever gone out drinking and dancing for the evening and when you got home it was only 7 PM.
You might be a Villager
If your heart starts pumping every time you hear the Electric Slide.
You might be a Villager
If you've ever played golf with someone who uses a driver to tee off on a par 3 hole.
You might be a Villager
If you have ever fantasized about dumping 1000 marbles under the feet of line dancers.
You might be a Villager
If you plan your day around happy hours
You might be a Villager
If you've ever played bingo while sitting in your golf cart
You might be a Villager
If you have ever been told by a Golf Ambassador to speed up.
You might be a Villager
If you have attended all the political rallies in your area and have never seen a Democrat contender.
You might be a Villager
If you can no longer become pregnant but your husband looks like he is.
You might be a Villager
If you have ever heard an ambulance siren and wondered if there was a tee time opening up
You might be a Villager
If you receive an average of 3 free dinners in the mail every week for you and your spouse to attend a retirement seminar.
You might be a Villager
If you have ever been asked if you have seen the shuttle since you moved to
Florida and you reply that not only have you seen it, but you've ridden it
to the airport.

[pwdasher]

I love that! Is it ok if I print it, to post here at my home away from TV??

[wdwduo]

Super. Come on, there's got to be more of these out there, please.

[benj]

If you know what never ending story, single wannabe's, totv'ers, crispers is, and have more than one identity
you might be a Villager. Benj

[graciegirl]

If you know what never ending story, single wannabe's, totv'ers, crispers is, and have more than one identity
you might be a Villager. Benj



Benj



Step right in, sit right down, baby you are one of us.!

[Floridagal]

That was great. Really enjoyed reading it.

[angel222]

I just returned from my very first visit to the Villages......It was nothing short of wonderful and reading this really hit home....all I can say is "if you're a villager - you're sure lucky!!"

Hope to be a neighbor to all of you soon --javascript:void(0);