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rosygail
05-06-2015, 11:15 AM
Dead Penguins













Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?

Wonder no more!!!!!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:



"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."


You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

It's so easy to fool OLD people.

I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!

Oh, quit whining, I fell for it, too.

dbussone
05-06-2015, 11:34 AM
Thanks for a good laugh.

villagetinker
05-06-2015, 02:16 PM
I like a good laugh each day, thanks, now I going screw up the words of that song for sure...

MrGolf
05-06-2015, 04:38 PM
Being from Pittsburgh, I wondered why we couldn't beat those pesky Rangers. Now I have the answer..

Cisco Kid
05-06-2015, 05:22 PM
Dead Penguins













Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?

Wonder no more!!!!!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:



"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."


You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

It's so easy to fool OLD people.

I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!

Oh, quit whining, I fell for it, too.


Actually. it is true that they bury the dead like a cat does it's poo.
only the song is a joke.

DougB
05-06-2015, 05:37 PM
Dead Penguins


Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?

Wonder no more!!!!!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:


"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."


You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?


It's so easy to fool OLD people.

I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it!!!

Oh, quit whining, I fell for it, too.

Actually after they sing Freeze a jolly good fellow, they kick him in the ice hole!

dbussone
05-06-2015, 06:00 PM
Actually after they sing Freeze a jolly good fellow, they kick him in the ice hole!


If that wasn't so funny it would be bad.

Barefoot
05-06-2015, 06:56 PM
Actually after they sing Freeze a jolly good fellow, they kick him in the ice hole!

If that wasn't so funny it would be bad.

Doug is a bad a$$, and dbussone is the Teacher's Pet. :evil6:

dbussone
05-06-2015, 07:10 PM
Doug is a bad a$$, and dbussone is the Teacher's Pet. :evil6:


I think it is the other way around.

dbussone
05-06-2015, 07:13 PM
Doug is a bad a$$, and dbussone is the Teacher's Pet. :evil6:


Soooo......,have you and Bare come up with a new nom de plume for me yet?