If I Woke Up In The Morning And Nothing Hurt

[KayakerNC]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/kWDarg12o5eG-JI4hyHWB3f_9miXuxZqFTSrnZS9p13CuiFIpzyIXrJzjGWWTms ktDwUKA=s170

[DougB]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/kWDarg12o5eG-JI4hyHWB3f_9miXuxZqFTSrnZS9p13CuiFIpzyIXrJzjGWWTms ktDwUKA=s170

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

[DonH57]

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

Good one.:1rotfl:

[Bay Kid]

I would know that I didn't play tennis or pickleball yesterday.

[jblum315]

Nothing hurts when I get up. Not until about 20 minutes later. Then all day