chuck90199
06-01-2015, 08:53 AM
A farmer went to a local pub and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman sitting next to him said, �How about that? I just ordered champagne, too!�
�What a coincidence,� the farmer said. �This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating.�
�This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,� said the woman.
�What a coincidence!� said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: �What are you celebrating?�
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�My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!�
�What a coincidence!� said the man. �I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.�
�That's great!� said the woman, �How did your chickens become fertile?�
�I used a different rooster,�*he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, �What a coincidence!�
�What a coincidence,� the farmer said. �This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating.�
�This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,� said the woman.
�What a coincidence!� said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: �What are you celebrating?�
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�My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!�
�What a coincidence!� said the man. �I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.�
�That's great!� said the woman, �How did your chickens become fertile?�
�I used a different rooster,�*he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, �What a coincidence!�