View Full Version : how to order a pizza in 2010
barb1191
08-01-2008, 01:30 PM
This is funny, but the scary part about it is that it's probably
not too far away from being reality.
Want to know how to order a pizza in 2010? Clickthe link and
see . . turn up the volume . . . listen closely . . watch
the pointer carefully! This seems so true, it's frightening!
Click here: http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf
barb
Midge538
08-01-2008, 03:00 PM
"Ouch ,, don't order out anymore!"
MY PIZZA �BASICS�
I USE A PIZZA STONE (TARGET OR BELK) AS IT CREATES AN EVEN HEAT TO MAKE FOR A CRUST THAT WILL BE: THIN, CRISPY, DARK AROUND THE EDGES AND CHEWY WITH A NICE BREADY FLAVOR. PRE-HEAT THE PIZZA STONE IN THE OVEN AT 450 FOR 15 � 20 MINS (WHILE YOU READY THE DOUGH �. AND ALSO SIP SOME VALPOLICELLA).
YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN DOUGH OR TRY PUBLIX�S BUT I PREFER TO BUY DOUGH FROM GIOVANNI�S. THEIR DOUGHS ARE FRESH, EASY TO WORK WITH AND TASTY � (PLUS THEY HAVE SMALL, MEDIUM AND LARGE SIZES).
ROLL OUT AND SHAPE THE DOUGH ON A PIZZA PEEL OR A BOARD WHICH HAS BEEN SPRINKLED WITH CORNMEAL. (THE CORNMEAL WILL MAKE IT EASY TO SLIDE THE READIED PIZZA ON TO THE PIZZA STONE ��.. WHICH HAS BEEN HEATING IN THE OVEN.) PINCH THE EDGES OF THE DOUGH UP A BIT.
ON THE DOUGH: RUB SOME OLIVE OIL (PREVENTS THE TOPPINGS FROM LEAKING INTO THE DOUGH BOTTOM); RUB SOME PIZZA SAUCE AROUND THE DOUGH TO ABOUT A HALF INCH FROM THE EDGES; PLACE SOME CHOPPED OR SLICED MOOTZARELLA CHEESE; PLACE YOUR TOPPINGS; THEN SPRINKLE A BIT OF YOUR FAVORITE SPICES (SALT, PEPPER, OREGANO, BASIL); THEN ANOTHER SMALL SPRINKLE OF OLIVE OIL; AND THEN A GOOD SPRINKLE OF PARMESAN CHEESE. (A �LITTLE� OIL ON THE CRUST WOULD PROMOTE A FLAVORFUL, GOLDEN BROWN CRUST.)
SLIDE THE PIZZA OFF OF THE PEEL AND ON TO THE PIZZA STONE IN THE OVEN. (IF MY OVEN WAS BETTER QUALITY , I WOULD COOK THE PIZZA AT 500 FOR 10 MINUTES, BUT BECAUSE THESE VILLA STOVES ARE �CONSTRUCTION QUALITY) I COOK THE PIZZA FOR 7 MINUTES AT 450 AND THEN TURN THE OVEN UP TO 475 AND COOK FOR FIVE MORE MINUTES � WHILE I RUN AROUND FANNING MY BLARING SMOKE ALARMS
TAKE THE PIZZA OUT AND LET IT SIT AND SETTLE FOR FIVE MINUTES BEFORE YOU CUT SLICES.
�EH, PIZZA ON EARTH, GOOD WILL TO MEN (AN DA WOMEN TOO).�
Sidney Lanier
08-01-2008, 04:37 PM
I've seen this before, and it is funny, but let's not get too crazy, and also let's remember that 1984 came and went....
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