My Recent Conversation With God

[rubicon]

God. Is that you rubicon? Yes. Sorry I was late in responding but this world I created is getting craz ee. Rubicon I haven't heard from you in quite a while and so my guess is that you want a favor. Oh no God just a question. OK shoot.

God why did you create critters because critters require a food chain and critters really can create havoc to people and plants and things. Oh I almost forgot rubicon you don't like critters, big, little, alive, dead. No God your right. That's a big mistake I made. Beg your pardon Lord. I should have never given mankind free will. I just should have said take it, say thank you and shut up.

Rubicon you do realize that if I didn't create critters you all be vegans? Yes Lord. Would that please you? Well I really like my Beef Wellington. There you go its a trade off. Yes but if we had no critters we could have more land to grow crops and......Rubicon its a trade off. I mean,even I can't figure out how to plant eggs. So no eggs no omelets would you like that? No.

Well is there anything else you can think of that might cause me to change my mind. Well it seems to me Lord that its a lot easier to get two carrots on an ark than two gorillas .

Lord, Lord, Lord...............................

[ureout]

i hope you're not thinking about getting behind a steering wheel anytime soon

[Fraugoofy]

Rubicon. Hope you are ok. Your post is not the usual...

[rubicon]

I am trying to get my post to be 51% humor. It sounded funny in my head especially imagining two carrots being carried onto an ark. I guess I fail at humor better not give up my day job.

[kellyjam]

I am trying to get my post to be 51% humor. It sounded funny in my head especially imagining two carrots being carried onto an ark. I guess I fail at humor better not give up my day job.

How's God doing. We haven't talked since Woodstock.:MOJE_whot:

[Topspinmo]

I have one sided conversation with GOD ever night. Even though he don't respond I know he's listen.

[dbussone]

I am trying to get my post to be 51% humor. It sounded funny in my head especially imagining two carrots being carried onto an ark. I guess I fail at humor better not give up my day job.


Personally I thought it was pretty good. But how do you tell which carrot is the girl and which is the boy!

[dbussone]

How's God doing. We haven't talked since Woodstock.:MOJE_whot:


He's doing perfectly well, as always. He frequently asks about you though.

[Skip2MySue]

I thought the post was entertaining and very profound.:BigApplause:
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[graciegirl]

I like to hear as much as possible from Rubicon and Dbussone. Sometimes God speaks to us through others.

[dbussone]

I like to hear as much as possible from Rubicon and Dbussone. Sometimes God speaks to us through others.


Gracie - that is absolutely a profound statement. At my stage of life I think I have finally figured out that He is using others to tell me things, but I'm just not looking hard enough for Him.

[Skip2MySue]

I like to hear as much as possible from Rubicon and Dbussone. Sometimes God speaks to us through others.

DARNED!!!!!!!! Where's that LIKE icon?:clap2:
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[CathyandSteveG]

I know...I wish we had a like icon...

Rubicon....I got it...JS....and i thought it was funny....not that it matters one whip what i think...but there you go.

[dewilson58]

I am trying to get my post to be 51% humor. It sounded funny in my head especially imagining two carrots being carried onto an ark. I guess I fail at humor better not give up my day job.

Definitely goes on the 51% side.

[gomoho]

Loved it and immediately saw the humor. Thank you

[Patty55]

How's God doing. We haven't talked since Woodstock.:MOJE_whot:

WHOA, he was at Woodstock? Where was he sitting?

[rubicon]

Personally I thought it was pretty good. But how do you tell which carrot is the girl and which is the boy!

Hi dbussone: The carrot with the stem is the boy.:D

[redwitch]

Sigh, so the poor girl carrot will now have to suffer from stem envy?

[golfing eagles]

WHOA, he was at Woodstock? Where was he sitting?

Sitting next to Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Keith Moon---like their music or not, great talents---RIP

[CFrance]

Good one, Rubicon. How about some more conversations? The more you converse, the better the conversations will get.

Golfingeagle... God must have quite a good band up there.

[dbussone]

Hi dbussone: The carrot with the stem is the boy.:D

Of course! Thanks for clarifying that mystery. 😃

[jebartle]

....Love this humor...Just like "Oh, God"...great movie.:BigApplause:




I am trying to get my post to be 51% humor. It sounded funny in my head especially imagining two carrots being carried onto an ark. I guess I fail at humor better not give up my day job.

[justjim]

OP, Have you thought about writing a book? Better yet a television program where they send in offerings for a 20 minute talk they just had with God. I want to be the first to apply for treasurer of "Rubicon's talk with God". Enjoyed your piece!

[Patty55]

Sitting next to Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Keith Moon---like their music or not, great talents---RIP

Of course-DUH. Rumor has it she asked him for a Mercedes. I think I would have asked for a bathroom.

[kellyjam]

WHOA, he was at Woodstock? Where was he sitting?

In my tent.

That was the dawning of the age of Aquarius.:D

[CFrance]

In my tent.

That was the dawning of the age of Aquarius.:D
:BigApplause::BigApplause: Good one!

[kittygilchrist]

Joining this dialogue late...now it does not matter if you get one boy and one girl carrot on the ark! Watch for the rainbow when the flood subsides....

[looneycat]

my mother-in-law used to talk to satan....he called her regularly for advice!
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