Silver Years

[The Chipster]

My KEYS!

They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the car park. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He was afraid that the car could be stolen.
As I looked around the car park, I realized he was right. The car park was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.


Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:…………."I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice.
"Are you kidding me?” he barked, "I dropped you off!"


Now it was my turn to be silent………. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."


He retorted, …. "I will, as soon as I convince this police officer that I didn't steal your damn car!"


Welcome to the silver years...

[dbussone]

That is rich....just rich. Thank you.

[2BNTV]

OP - Thank you for your sense of humor.

I see this is your second post. :welcome: to TOTV.

[Abby10]

My KEYS!

They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the car park. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He was afraid that the car could be stolen.
As I looked around the car park, I realized he was right. The car park was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.


Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:…………."I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice.
"Are you kidding me?” he barked, "I dropped you off!"


Now it was my turn to be silent………. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."


He retorted, …. "I will, as soon as I convince this police officer that I didn't steal your damn car!"


Welcome to the silver years...

At first I thought this was going to be similar to my story........but no - this is better......much, much better!! Thanks for the LOL post. I needed that today, and a 2nd welcome to you to TOTV!! :wave:

[TV MAN]

Very Good :-)