lightworker888
07-12-2015, 09:40 AM
Four retired guys walking down a street see a sign that says "Old Timers Bar- All drinks 10 cents".
They go in and the bartender says "Come in and let me pour you one".
There's a fully stocked bar so they each order a martini that is served shaken not stirred and the bartender says "That's 10 cents each, please".
The four guys stare at the bartender and then at each other in disbelief, pay tthe 40 cents and order another round. "That'll be 40 cents," sys the bartender.
Finally one of the guys says "How the hell can you afford to serve martinis at a dime a piece".
'Well....I'm a retired tailor and I always wanted to own a bar".
"Last year I won $125 million in the Lottery and decided to open this place and sell all drinks for 10 cents".
"Wow, that's some story'" one of the men says.
As they continued drinking, they couldn't help noticing 7 other older people at the other end of the bar who hadn't ordered anything.
"What's with them?" asked one of the guys.
"Oh they are retired people from a place called The Villages. They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half price....plus they all have coupons".!!!!
They go in and the bartender says "Come in and let me pour you one".
There's a fully stocked bar so they each order a martini that is served shaken not stirred and the bartender says "That's 10 cents each, please".
The four guys stare at the bartender and then at each other in disbelief, pay tthe 40 cents and order another round. "That'll be 40 cents," sys the bartender.
Finally one of the guys says "How the hell can you afford to serve martinis at a dime a piece".
'Well....I'm a retired tailor and I always wanted to own a bar".
"Last year I won $125 million in the Lottery and decided to open this place and sell all drinks for 10 cents".
"Wow, that's some story'" one of the men says.
As they continued drinking, they couldn't help noticing 7 other older people at the other end of the bar who hadn't ordered anything.
"What's with them?" asked one of the guys.
"Oh they are retired people from a place called The Villages. They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half price....plus they all have coupons".!!!!