PLEASE VOTE !!!

[Guest]

I usually don't pass along these 'add your name' lists that
appear in my email, but this one is too important.

This one has been circulating for months and months. Please do not
delete ... if you don't want to sign, at least keep it going !

To show your support for Obama and encourage him on his run for
President of the United States in 2008, please add your name to the
rapidly growing list below and send it on to your entire e-mail list.

1. Michelle Obama
2. Oprah
3. Jane Fonda
4. Osama Bin Ladin
5. Jesse Jackson

[Guest]

Whoa, Fumar. Didn't we hear Jesse Jackson wanted to " cut his ----- off???" It was all over the news.

[Guest]

1. Michelle Obama
2. Oprah
3. Jane Fonda
4. Osama Bin Ladin
5. Jesse Jackson

Hanoi Jane, the only person I know who spawned several editions of portrait urinal stickers, and they are still being sold today!

[Guest]

Lets not forget the other celebrities who have already stated they will vote for BO, and why.

Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Jimmy doesn't want to be the worst President in history.

Q. Why will Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.

Q. Why will Ho Chi Minh vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.

Q. Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he's running out of George Bush jokes.

Q. Why will David Letterman vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he's running out of Jay Leno's George Bush jokes.

Q. Why will Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because she's running out of other crazy things to do.

Q. Will Senator Larry Craig vote for Barack Obama?
A. He'll stall first.

Q. How will Osama Bin Laden vote for Barack Obama?
A. Absentee ballot.

Q. Why will Bill Ayers vote for Barack Obama?
A. Bill thinks Obama's the bomb.

Q. Why will sharks vote for Barack Obama?
A. Professional courtesy.

;D
Taken from http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/

[Guest]

C'mon! You knew this was coming!

John McCain Jokes


http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/johnmccain/a/johnmccainjokes.htm

[Guest]

Chelsea...thank you for making sure everyone gets fair and equal time in the spotlight....I was getting nervous!! ;)

[Guest]

Puterguru:

I loved them all but somehow we should have snuck in a John Edwards reason .

:bigthumbsup: :bigthumbsup: