chuck90199
08-06-2015, 03:19 PM
Howard is a wealthy art collector. His lawyer says to him, “I have some good news, and I have some bad news.”
“Well, so far, this has been an awful day... so let's hear the good news.”
“OK,” says the lawyer, “Your wife invested $5000 in two pictures that she figures this week are worth between $20 million and $30 million dollars.”
Howard responds, “That's terrific. My wife is so smart. You've turned my awful day into a great day. So, what's the bad news.”
“The pictures are of you with your secretary.”
“Well, so far, this has been an awful day... so let's hear the good news.”
“OK,” says the lawyer, “Your wife invested $5000 in two pictures that she figures this week are worth between $20 million and $30 million dollars.”
Howard responds, “That's terrific. My wife is so smart. You've turned my awful day into a great day. So, what's the bad news.”
“The pictures are of you with your secretary.”