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CFrance
08-08-2015, 09:03 PM
So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retiree. Unfortunately I lasted less than a day.


About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”


So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”


My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

Edjkoz
08-08-2015, 09:06 PM
LOL, Brilliant

obxgal
08-08-2015, 09:40 PM
Good one!!

Phanatic Luvr
08-08-2015, 11:20 PM
Thanx for the good laugh! I needed that!

Lark7
08-09-2015, 04:37 AM
Made my morning - thanks for the humor.

Allegiance
08-09-2015, 06:57 AM
Lol!

Ecuadog
08-09-2015, 07:29 AM
Excellent.

Cedwards38
08-09-2015, 09:06 AM
:1rotfl:

Probably wasn't the same guy twice. Just sayin.............:)

graciegirl
08-09-2015, 10:25 AM
You ain't right. None of you. Thank goodness. What would we do without laughter?

BS Beef
08-09-2015, 10:41 AM
Bahaha, well done!!!

Fredster
08-09-2015, 11:10 AM
Too funny! :1rotfl:

2BNTV
08-09-2015, 01:56 PM
:1rotfl:

Actually, once, would have been one times, too many!!! :D

2BNTV
08-09-2015, 01:57 PM
You should have used the "Walter' reply when he was a greeter,

"Welcome to Walmart", get your sh** and get out!!!:D

CFrance
08-09-2015, 02:04 PM
You should have used the "Walter' reply when he was a greeter,

"Welcome to Walmart", get your sh** and get out!!!:D
When we were living in NJ in the '80s, there were tee shirts that said, "Welcome to New Jersey. Now Go Home!"

2BNTV
08-09-2015, 02:07 PM
When we were living in NJ in the '80s, there were tee shirts that said, "Welcome to New Jersey. Now Go Home!"

Gee, I thought only NY people, thought that way!!! :smiley:

dotti105
08-09-2015, 04:25 PM
Actually, some of us old time Florida residents feel that way too. Not me.....just sayin.....