Cedwards38
08-20-2015, 02:28 PM
The latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected.
1. Where there�s a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it�s still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we�d both be wrong.
5. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
6. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it
in a fruit salad.
7. They begin the evening news with �Good Evening,� then proceed to
tell you why it isn�t.
8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
9. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out, I just wanted pay checks.
10. In filling out an application, where it says, �In case of
emergency, notify:� I put �DOCTOR.�
11. I didn�t say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
12. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
13. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a
successful man is usually another woman.
14. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
15. You do not need a parachute to sky dive. You only need a parachute
to sky dive twice.
16. Money can�t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
17. There�s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so
they can�t get away.
18. I used to be indecisive. Now I�m not so sure.
19. You�re never too old to learn something stupid.
20. Nostalgia isn�t what it used to be.
21. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
22. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car.
23. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but now it�s getting harder and
harder for me to find one.
1. Where there�s a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it�s still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we�d both be wrong.
5. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
6. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it
in a fruit salad.
7. They begin the evening news with �Good Evening,� then proceed to
tell you why it isn�t.
8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
9. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out, I just wanted pay checks.
10. In filling out an application, where it says, �In case of
emergency, notify:� I put �DOCTOR.�
11. I didn�t say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
12. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
13. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a
successful man is usually another woman.
14. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
15. You do not need a parachute to sky dive. You only need a parachute
to sky dive twice.
16. Money can�t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
17. There�s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so
they can�t get away.
18. I used to be indecisive. Now I�m not so sure.
19. You�re never too old to learn something stupid.
20. Nostalgia isn�t what it used to be.
21. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
22. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than
standing in a garage makes you a car.
23. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but now it�s getting harder and
harder for me to find one.