Someone stir things up please [Archive] - Talk of The Villages Florida

Barefoot

08-22-2008, 10:32 PM

I am pregnant and wish to raise the triplets here in TV. Do you mind?

Like Samhass, I am also pregnant. The baby was conceived one sunny afternoon when Fireboy was in Canada working. It was right after a Crispers luncheon and I suspect the father may be reading this right now.

Samhass and I will be knitting booties instead of drinking margaritas.

How is that BUC?

Russ_Boston

08-22-2008, 10:41 PM

Neither one is mine!!!!

Dicky? Who else was at the last luncheon?

Sidney Lanier

08-22-2008, 10:48 PM

Oh good grief! (Thanks, Charlie Brown!) Or should I say good luck!!! '-)

njgranny

08-22-2008, 11:20 PM

tkret

08-22-2008, 11:32 PM

BUC - You're bad. Let's talk about the fences again because I'm not pregnant. ;) ;) ;)

Did you see that they have a few new ranch homes with fenced back yard. And the prices are getting less and less.

njgranny,

Can you elaborate on the reduction of prices of the ranch homes for the wannabees out there? Thank you.

tkret

08-22-2008, 11:35 PM

njgranny,

Can you elaborate on the reduction of prices of the ranch homes for the wannabees out there? Thank you.

I just checked out The Villages website and noticed the reduction of prices for the homes. Thanks.

Becky

08-22-2008, 11:44 PM

Where are the homes with the fences?
Re: the babies- Can we all be grandparents? ;D

Becky

renielarson

08-23-2008, 12:07 AM

Oh my goodness. I'm pregnant, too!

I thought 4th of July was to celebrate our country's independence but the fireworks didn't end and I couldn't resist the ba ba bing ba ba boom.

I turned into a hot firecracker that lit up the sky, put my heart on fire, and will end my independence.

Bare and Sam...you knit the booties...I'm gonna drink triple the margaritas!

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barb1191

08-23-2008, 12:24 AM

Sheez, have heard about all of the movie stars pregnant, but The Villages? Seems like it's mostly TOTV'ers. What do you suppose they're serving at those TOTV Crispers' monthly meetings? Do yah think it might be contageous? Do any of the potential dad's know about these offspring? Do I need to read 'Leasureville' to really know what's going on in "The Friendliest Hometown?" Sounds like a little tooooo friendly.

What's your take on it all Buc-o?

renielarson

08-23-2008, 12:27 AM

Hey Buccaroo...are you fired up yet?http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh96/renielarson/8_14_71.gif

graciegirl

08-23-2008, 12:28 AM

YUP me too. I tinkled on that thing and it said "Preggers" I vaguely remember something about somebody jumping off a dresser, but I can't recall who tied up who.

jojo

08-23-2008, 12:30 AM

Is this thread the result of cabin fever from Fay?

barb1191

08-23-2008, 12:31 AM

YUP me too. I tinkled on that thing and it said "Preggers" I vaguely remember something about somebody jumping off a dresser, but I can't recall who tied up who.

Well now Graciegirl.....seems you've proven that "blondes have more fun" huh?

Say g'nite, Gracie....

thegreenerside

08-23-2008, 12:32 AM

All the preggers here in TV just goes to support that the villages is the STD capital. I knew there could be some truth to that story

http://www.local6.com/news/9283707/detail.html
http://www.wftv.com/news/9275560/detail.html

barb1191

08-23-2008, 12:38 AM

All the preggers here in TV just goes to support that the villages is the STD capital. I knew there could be some truth to that story

Really? I have a bridge I could sell you... any interest?

samhass

08-23-2008, 12:54 AM

OK greenerside. Are you trying to start something???? We just had a storm and had to be inside for four days...with our husbands (although Elvis was here for a while) You can only watch so much TV or go on TOTV. Something had to give. we're old..not dead.Gracie and I just got pregnant. Bright got pregnant in July and Barefoot should be delivering around January. Susan and Tom spent some cold nights up north so I suspect she may be impregnated as well. We will try to see that the children act civilized when we take them to Lopez for dinner with us.

thegreenerside

08-23-2008, 01:00 AM

Samhass - when you head over to lopez for dinner with the kids make sure they are driving the street legal golf cart because we all know us old farts can't drive

samhass

08-23-2008, 01:05 AM

Sidney Lanier has been looking great in that tux and he and Hyacinth have been in some pretty romantic locations.
Barefoot, I am trying to figure out who was at that luncheon!!!
Peachie, with a name like that, I figure you have to be pregnant as well...and what are you laughing at Rhonda....rokinronda.

Haha..OK greenside.

samhass

08-23-2008, 01:11 AM

Ah that was just a little to quick, Russ.
Becky, do you need a house with a fence?? Do you know Russ? Do you know Elvis?? 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl

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Neither one is mine!!!!

Dicky? Who else was at the last luncheon?
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redwitch

08-23-2008, 01:26 AM

Okay, I am not pregnant. No hubby to keep me occupied while cooped up. Well, maybe I am. When I get around to it maybe I'll pick up a test and let y'all know and just wait and pop the baby out at the right time. And I, too, promise my little one will behave in restaurants. However, I'm sure it will be a wild one at the Squares.

Becky

08-23-2008, 01:28 AM

Samhass, Don't need a house with a fence - just wondered where they are located! Although with all the babies due, fences might be needed in TV! And with all the new additions another playground might be needed! Also how about a babysitter list? I'm game as far a needed grandparent- forget the parent part! Did that- am done! ;D

Becky

Shirleevee

08-23-2008, 01:30 AM

Had I known that some here were bored, I would have let you entertain our grandchildren...ALL WEEK.......it certainly has NOT been a lovely week in TV.........Let's see, The Dark Knight......Wall-E, Rummy, Rummy-Cube........off the wall sock ball ......they had so much fun we couldn't even go out to eat. Of course that was the 12, 11, and 9 year old boys. The 4 year old granddaughter listened to Hannah Montana and Mylie Cyrus (aren't they one and the same)?..........all week....Well, Sailor and I certainly bonded with them all.....we took lots of pictures for MySpace........oh joy! Seriously, we had fun........... ;D

Shirleevee

samhass

08-23-2008, 01:31 AM

LOL..I hear you, Becky!!!! ;D

chelsea24

08-23-2008, 01:32 AM

Sidney! Our triple date (you, me and Hyacinth) went a little off course! HB and I are both pregnant! Now what do I tell vetman!

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm63/chelsea24_photos/babyboard.gif

Get out your checkbook darlin' ! Someone's going to pay for this kid! :yikes:

Will I get "Best Mom" of the year award? Or will I have to fight Sam and Bare for it!

renielarson

08-23-2008, 01:38 AM

I'm done, too, Becky and am looking for a full time live in nanny....

Red, are you up to it?

samhass

08-23-2008, 01:39 AM

No problem, Chels. It's all yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :beer2: 1rnfl 1rnfl 040

redwitch

08-23-2008, 01:40 AM

Bright, I don't do babies. I honestly don't like 'em. I love kids from about age 3 and up but before that I do my best to avoid them. So, nope, don't look at me for a few years. I will, however, be happy to loan mine out until it can talk and is potty trained.

samhass

08-23-2008, 01:45 AM

Red, On this forum in many threads you have let it be known that you are up for any job that's legal. We all get pregnant and you have no intentions of babysitting????? That's just wrong. We have a life you know. We didn't plan to be raising kids at this age.

Wow..I'm really stirred up now. There goes my mahjong, triple play, ladies luncheons, evenings out, poker.....

Peachie

08-23-2008, 01:49 AM

No, Sam, I'm not pregnant... I had a headache 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl

(I can't babysit either, we're going golfing!)

chelsea24

08-23-2008, 01:53 AM

Sidney, please disregard my previous post. Vetman did an exam and it appears I'm having puppies! Ooops! Now where am I going to find that damned German Shepard! :o

samhass

08-23-2008, 01:56 AM

I just had an early pregnancy test and discovered that I'm just fat. Peachie, I'm so glad you aren't pregnant either. We can have a great time with Bright, Bare and Gracie's little bundles. Maybe chels will give each of them a puppy!

samhass

08-23-2008, 01:57 AM

HEY BUC...Is this what you had in mind? No?

Sidney Lanier

08-23-2008, 02:02 AM

Geez Chelsea, and here I was all psyched. What would our great granddaughter say about her old coot great grandparents? Thought everyone was losing it, now realize it may be only me....

Sam, don't be fooled by the tux!

PUPPIES?!

Hey, see you all next week--and looking forward!!!

chelsea24

08-23-2008, 02:03 AM

Buc, are you about 3 foot tall with a wonderfully full furry tail? Just asking. :dontknow:

chelsea24

08-23-2008, 02:18 AM

Has anybody seen this man?

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm63/chelsea24_photos/germanshepherd_aanica.jpg

Sidney Lanier

08-23-2008, 02:19 AM

Chelsea, is that Rocky you're thinking of?... '-)

chelsea24

08-23-2008, 02:31 AM

Sid, who the heck is Rocky? Never did catch his name! Could be! ;)

renielarson

08-23-2008, 02:37 AM

Chels

Thought it was Sam (not Samhass) who was on the run for years but had reincarneated himself just for you!

chelsea24

08-23-2008, 02:44 AM

OK, now who's Sam!!!!!! (not Samhass) You guys a sooooooooo confusing me! And in my delicate state too! :o

renielarson

08-23-2008, 02:48 AM

The Fugitive silly..... ;D you know ???....Sam Shepard ???

chelsea24

08-23-2008, 02:59 AM

1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl Oh, duh! Well, I never did catch the Shepard's name. You know one of those (wink, wink) tee many martoonie's nights!

And now, what am I to do with this poor little tyke?

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm63/chelsea24_photos/germanshepherd_madrid.jpg

Sigh. Yes, it's a boy.

Barefoot

08-23-2008, 03:14 AM

1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl Oh, duh! Well, I never did catch the Shepard's name. You know one of those (wink, wink) tee many martoonie's nights!
And now, what am I to do with this poor little tyke?
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm63/chelsea24_photos/germanshepherd_madrid.jpg Sigh. Yes, it's a boy.

Chels, ship him to Canada I'm over my pet quota, but no-one has to know. He is SO cute.

ejp52

08-23-2008, 03:51 AM

It was the pool noodle chel. ;D
You'll give birth to noodle roni. :joke:

Rokinronda

08-23-2008, 04:12 AM

Oh dear!! I was gone a few hours and babies are popping up everywhere! I love the little darlings at birth, I volunteer to cuddle and nurture and change diapers! I am done with nursing though. Bottles only! Don't call when Rockys here, though! he needs me to rock and roll all night long. Oh No ! No rolling, thats how you all got pregs!

jerseygirl008

08-23-2008, 05:12 AM

You guys are certifiably crazy. love it.

Just Susan

08-23-2008, 06:41 AM

Okay just now tuning in and Sam is right. It was a cold winter...course they all are here...and...as I look down I cannot see my thighs because of the bulge that is pinning them to the chair. I must be pregnant.

...or could it be... well maybe... see we just got home from the State Fair, a really big event here every year....ranked one of the best State Fairs in the country.

We arrived at the Fair about 3:45pm and ate until 7:30pm then the concert (Chuck Wickes, Jewel and Brad Paisley) until 11:00 and then another hour of food. I ate a taco, a Pronto Pup, Deep Fried Cheese on a Stick, Mini Donuts, a Pork Chop on a Stick, Chocolate Covered Bacon Strips, Fried Pickle Chips, a pineapple shake with hot fudge, a foot long hot dog, A bunch of Aunt Martha's Homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies, and I can't remember what else.

You know, the bulging belly could possibly be due to that extra Pickle Chip...

Well all I know is if I am preggers, the kid is going to Boarding School straight from the hospital. If I am not I better call "Jennie".

redwitch

08-23-2008, 11:01 AM

Susan, you HAVE to be pregnant to be able to eat all of that stuff. Definitely gotta be those pg cravings in action.

Skip boarding school -- just sent to Rhonda until it talks and uses the potty and then I'll take over until the teens. THEN boarding school (unless SamH wants to take over).

rshoffer

08-23-2008, 12:07 PM

I hope the sun comes out soon... the lack of sunshine's makin is wackey....

graciegirl

08-23-2008, 01:23 PM

The pickle chip, was it served with ice cream?? Inquiring minds want to know.

(Better test for pregnancy than a dead rabbit or a wet strip.)

beady

08-23-2008, 01:28 PM

I am sooooo glad that I am out of town. Fay seems to have had a very weird side effect that I am glad to avoid.

If any puppies are available send them my way...

Just Susan

08-23-2008, 02:09 PM

You have actually managed to freak me out Gracie.

I really hadn't put it together, but the Fried Dill Pickle Chips and the Pineapple Shake with Hot Fudge did happen at the same place, same time. But I only had two pickle chips, Tom had the rest. The shake was mine.

You have me worried now cause Tom does look like he could be about hmmmm 7 - 8 mos along.....OMG!!! We could be having twins together!!!! http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj277/lake21brook/Smileys/4_11_21.gifhttp://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj277/lake21brook/Smileys/4_11_21.gifhttp://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj277/lake21brook/Smileys/4_11_21.gif

samhass

08-23-2008, 02:17 PM

HAhahaha Susan! I would have gladly helped you consume that neat junk food.

Beady, you know we're all like this with or without a storm. Come home anyway. The water is fine and we miss you.

Jerseygirl and rshoffer...yes, we are afflicted!!!

Just Susan

08-23-2008, 02:30 PM

Sam I just know you will not be good for my figure.

Red if it is twins, I am sending one to you.

Rokinronda

08-23-2008, 02:56 PM

Thank you Susan, whew!!! I never said anything about twins!!! Had that scare once! LOL REALLY! So, after the single twin was born I was so overwhelmed that I waited until she was entering kindergarten to have baby #2. I've also been reconsidering what I previously said in this forum. Bouv woke me every night at 4 AM. Now that she went to the Rainbow Bridge, I'm sleeping all night! No baby wake up calls wanted. Occaisional overnight? Maybe. Now on to important things, please, please tell me about the chocolate covered bacon!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!

samhass

08-23-2008, 03:16 PM

OK. I stirred things up on the "Guys" post. Many may think I am wrong. I just didn't foresee Helping hands morphing into a charity thing. It's supposed to be simple. Maybe I am simple. :dontknow:

Just Susan

08-23-2008, 03:22 PM

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Just Susan

08-23-2008, 03:29 PM

On a serious note....

Ronda,
Take a half circle of paper and roll it into a cone shape.

Fry strips of bacon to the doneness you prefer. The better the bacon the better the strip.

Dip Fried and drained strip into Rich Dark Chocolate that has something in it that makes it harden quickly but tastes better than that squirt bottle chocolate.

Fill cone and munch.

Good thing the pork is dipped in dark chocolate...otherwise it could be bad for you.

samhass

08-23-2008, 03:53 PM

Bacon is frying as we post. ;D

Russ_Boston

08-23-2008, 03:56 PM

I hope it has stopped raining in TV so we can get on with more important posts, like who stole the buffalo out from under our noses.

Not a real dog guy but that last pic by Chels is awesome!

samhass

08-23-2008, 04:21 PM

Russ, Do you have the buffs??? You were here right before they disappeared. 1rnfl

Russ_Boston

08-23-2008, 04:33 PM

You got me. I moved them north to save on fertilizer. And besides they are just such cute animals.

Barefoot

08-23-2008, 04:44 PM

If any puppies are available send them my way...

Nonie is desperately seeking a home for Richie, the hairless poodle!

swrinfla

08-23-2008, 05:57 PM

You are all certifiable! ;D

A friend's favorite description of The Villages:

"A place where none of the women can be pregnant, but where most of the men look as though they are!"

Your non-pregnant friend,

SWR

The Great Fumar

08-23-2008, 07:05 PM

Thats not a man , Its a Buffalo ...

Don't you know nuthen...........

Just Susan

08-23-2008, 08:41 PM

Silly Fumar, human men only look like buffalo when they lay on their backs...in that position they could also be mistaken for ski hill moguls or very big ant hills (if on the beach).

Rokinronda

08-23-2008, 09:20 PM

OK Susan, I am LMAO. When you said to cut a circle of paper and make a cone out of it, I wondered, DUNCE CAP?, COVER W/FOIL and put on head BECauSE ALIENS WERE LISTENING?, but not where the choc bacon goes. mmmmmmmmmmmm

Just Susan

08-23-2008, 09:54 PM

The "Pork Lickers" as they were honestly called, unlike, practically every other edible thing at the Fair, were not served on a stick. They had to serve them in some convenient portable way, so they put them in a paper cone.

(I refrained from disclosing the real name earlier, cause I can only imagine the reaction to their name.)

P.S. What does LMAO mean?

barb1191

08-23-2008, 10:04 PM

P.S. What does LMAO mean?

Laughing My A** Off

08-23-2008, 10:40 PM

OMG Chels whata cute puppy!!! It's so cute it doesn't look real!

Me too on the preggers! There's no hubby in my house though. I was just playing Elvis' song "One Night With You", and in the middle of the night Elvis "came" ooops, haha and now I'm in that delicate situation. Wow it was lovely and soooo worth it!!!

All this rain is driving me nuts, and my frizzy hair looks like a big bleached blonde brillo pad. Just one look is enough to scar all my neighbors for life. No de-frizzers will work in this humidity! I only hope my baby has Elvis' hair!!!!

jjdees

08-23-2008, 10:59 PM

Have you heard that TV has sold the buffalo to Del Webb??

Barefoot

08-23-2008, 11:00 PM

I was just playing Elvis' song "One Night With You", and in the middle of the night Elvis "came" ooops, haha and now I'm in that delicate situation.

Thanks for the warning. Note to myself .. destroy all Elvis CDs. ::)