I bought the new Nike Smart Driver....

[tomwed]

It's perfect. It syncs up with my phone and I just enter how far I want the ball to go and that's how far it goes. I'm shooting par everytime. Well worth the eleven hundred dollars.

[golfing eagles]

It's perfect. It syncs up with my phone and I just enter how far I want the ball to go and that's how far it goes. I'm shooting par everytime. Well worth the eleven hundred dollars.

Glad you believe that. BTW, I have a bridge for sale:1rotfl:

[tomwed]

It's perfect. It syncs up with my phone and I just enter how far I want the ball to go and that's how far it goes. I'm shooting par everytime. Well worth the eleven hundred dollars.
ooops I just woke up and checked in---apparently I am now sleep posting.

[golfing eagles]

ooops I just woke up and checked in---apparently I am now sleep posting.

Must be taking Ambien. At least you're not sleep eating (I hope)

[Blessed2BNTV]

Ok where's the like button for tomwed's post? Funny, very funny.

[fred53]

It's perfect. It syncs up with my phone and I just enter how far I want the ball to go and that's how far it goes. I'm shooting par everytime. Well worth the eleven hundred dollars.

in the "I think I'm funny" forum in lieu of the golf forum....

[golfing eagles]

in the "I think I'm funny" forum in lieu of the golf forum....

Then again, we may not be as funny as we think we are:1rotfl:

Like I opined on another thread, sometimes the off topic comments are the best part of TOTV

[RickeyD]

in the "I think I'm funny" forum in lieu of the golf forum....


Belongs in the "I'm not witty, just sarcastic" forum.

[villagetinker]

It's perfect. It syncs up with my phone and I just enter how far I want the ball to go and that's how far it goes. I'm shooting par everytime. Well worth the eleven hundred dollars.

Now if they would just make one that would correct my hook and slice, just enter the hole you are aiming for and...................:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

[golfing eagles]

Now if they would just make one that would correct my hook and slice, just enter the hole you are aiming for and...................:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

I think Rodney Dangerfield got the last one of those made in "Caddyshack"

[Bay Kid]

Wait until you try their new putter!

[tomwed]

Wait until you try their new putter!
It's called the Nike Snarky--made for the 6 inch holes--if you miss it laughs at you.

[golfing eagles]

It's called the Nike Snarky--made for the 6 inch holes--if you miss it laughs at you.

With 3 other backround laughers

[Ron_Ski]

Now if they would just make one that would correct my hook and slice, just enter the hole you are aiming for and...................:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Actually they have. It's called the Polara. It has dimples of different sizes that will straighten out a hook or slice. Check it out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eRGoci1luk

[Jimigolf]

Glad you believe that. BTW, I have a bridge for sale:1rotfl:

Suggest you remove this post as you will probably have more bids from Villagers than you could have imagined.

[tomwed]

Actually they have. It's called the Polara. It has dimples of different sizes that will straighten out a hook or slice. Check it out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eRGoci1luk
That is pretty cool.
But I wonder if it also works that way on the green making all your putts straight putts.

[golfing eagles]

That is pretty cool.
But I wonder if it also works that way on the green making all your putts straight putts.

Yes. after the bulldozer comes thru:1rotfl: