chuck90199
10-11-2015, 12:47 PM
An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight with both hands so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached and said, �Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?�
�Yes, I know,� said the lady. � But I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.�
�But madam, you must know that your panties are slipping down and your
private lady parts are in danger of being exposed!� said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, �Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. But the hat is brand new. I just bought it yesterday!�
A gentleman approached and said, �Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?�
�Yes, I know,� said the lady. � But I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.�
�But madam, you must know that your panties are slipping down and your
private lady parts are in danger of being exposed!� said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, �Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. But the hat is brand new. I just bought it yesterday!�