Ralphy
10-15-2015, 05:38 PM
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, �You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards, she said, �Thanks�, and returned to the stove.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, �What was that all about?"
She explained, �The egg timer's broken."
Unfortunately, the eggs were still under-cooked.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, �You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards, she said, �Thanks�, and returned to the stove.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, �What was that all about?"
She explained, �The egg timer's broken."
Unfortunately, the eggs were still under-cooked.