Investment tips

[graciegirl]

Investment tips for 2009 for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers
so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2009.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:

Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:

ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

Knott NOW!

And finally

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:

TittyTittyBang Bang

OH YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO FORWARD THIS ONE...........

[Blondie]

OMG...I am laughing my head off :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Now if I can only figure out how to foward this to friends at home.

Thanx GG...you have put a smile on my face for the rest of the day.

md blondie

[Boomer]

Graciegirl,

This is a hoot and a half.

Sometimes all we can do is laugh.

Boomer

[Donna]

You guys are too twisted for my nerves!
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