tkret
09-30-2008, 02:23 PM
Do something she likes. You get points.
Do something she dislikes. Points are subtracted.
You do not get any points for doing something she expects.
Here is a guide to the point system:
_SIMPLE DUTIES_
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her something she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But
return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (+1)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10).....
It is her Chihuahua (-20)
_SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS_
You stay by her side the entire party (0).
You stay by her side for a while and then leave to chat with a college
buddy (-2)....
Named Tina (-10)....
Tina is a dancer (-20)...........
Tina has silicone implants (-80)
_HER BIRTHDAY _
You take her out to dinner (+2)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+3) Okay. It is a
sports bar (-2)
And it's all you can eat night (-3)........
It's a sports bar, it's all you can eat night and your face is painted the
colors of your favorite team (-10)
_A NIGHT OUT_
You take her to a movie (+1)
You take her to a movie she likes (+3)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)...
It's called Death Cop (-3)..........
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
_YOUR PHYSIQUE_
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts (-30).........
You say to her 'It doesn't matter. You have one also.' (-8000)
_THE BIG QUESTION_
She asks 'Do I look fat?' (-5)
Yes, you lose points no matter what.
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply 'Where?' (-35)
Any other response (-20)
_COMMUNICATION_
When she wants to talk about a problem you listen, displaying a concerned
expression (0)
You listen 30 minutes (+50)
You listen 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500).......
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-4000)
Do something she dislikes. Points are subtracted.
You do not get any points for doing something she expects.
Here is a guide to the point system:
_SIMPLE DUTIES_
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her something she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But
return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (+1)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10).....
It is her Chihuahua (-20)
_SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS_
You stay by her side the entire party (0).
You stay by her side for a while and then leave to chat with a college
buddy (-2)....
Named Tina (-10)....
Tina is a dancer (-20)...........
Tina has silicone implants (-80)
_HER BIRTHDAY _
You take her out to dinner (+2)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+3) Okay. It is a
sports bar (-2)
And it's all you can eat night (-3)........
It's a sports bar, it's all you can eat night and your face is painted the
colors of your favorite team (-10)
_A NIGHT OUT_
You take her to a movie (+1)
You take her to a movie she likes (+3)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)...
It's called Death Cop (-3)..........
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
_YOUR PHYSIQUE_
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts (-30).........
You say to her 'It doesn't matter. You have one also.' (-8000)
_THE BIG QUESTION_
She asks 'Do I look fat?' (-5)
Yes, you lose points no matter what.
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply 'Where?' (-35)
Any other response (-20)
_COMMUNICATION_
When she wants to talk about a problem you listen, displaying a concerned
expression (0)
You listen 30 minutes (+50)
You listen 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500).......
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-4000)