Democrats achieve security for the homeland

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The Democrats have achieved total homeland security with the Paris climate change agreement. It is expected that all known terrorist groups will disband on this news. A little known side agreement in the deal allows for the free importation of Unicorns between nations. Each Democrat can apply for a Unicorn voucher through an exchange to be established. Alternatively, they can vote for Hillary. Thought is being given to allow the number of vouchers be equal to the number of times each Democrat votes. There seems to be some debate as to whether this would be legal. It apparently rests on the meaning of what "is" is.

Opponents of the deal said, "What do you call it when elites fly their private jets to an international climate change conference to forge a deal with despots that caps American prosperity without our consent? You call it the Democrat thought process." A Democrat spokesperson (or maybe George Stephanopoulos, I get them confused) replied, "Nonsense, this agreement is part of the fundamental change we promised. Look, it took us 45 years to achieve our vision in Baltimore. We've only been at this nationally for 7 years. Vote Democrat."

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And to think, all America has to do is donate a few trillion bucks toward the cause. Obama is such a chump! Wonder how he thinks he is going to get that funding through congress. Maybe Soros, Gore or the Clintions will front him the money.......NOT!