chuck90199
12-21-2015, 06:49 PM
Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations.
Theirs will be first on the schedule.
The older boy leans over and asks, �What are you having done?�
The younger boy says, �I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid.�
The older boy says, �You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of jelly and ice cream. It's a breeze.�
The second boy then asks, �What are you going in for?�
The first boy says, �Circumcision.�
�Whoa!� the younger boy replies. �Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year.�
Theirs will be first on the schedule.
The older boy leans over and asks, �What are you having done?�
The younger boy says, �I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid.�
The older boy says, �You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of jelly and ice cream. It's a breeze.�
The second boy then asks, �What are you going in for?�
The first boy says, �Circumcision.�
�Whoa!� the younger boy replies. �Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year.�