Mikitv
10-14-2008, 10:09 PM
MY
FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!
I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed
Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves,
Arthur Ritis
shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With Ben Gay.
What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer
and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.
now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper - the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'Count your blessings' !!!!!!!
Have a Wonderful Day~
FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!
I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed
Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves,
Arthur Ritis
shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With Ben Gay.
What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer
and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.
now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper - the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'Count your blessings' !!!!!!!
Have a Wonderful Day~