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Ralphy
01-22-2016, 12:28 PM
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase ...

The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Seņora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.

"The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban did."

Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Seņora ... The gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you want?"

rubicon
01-22-2016, 04:06 PM
Ralphy, Ralphy, Ralphy good story