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2BNTV
02-26-2016, 03:45 PM
Please be generous!!!

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington ,
DC . Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

How much is everyone giving, on an average?, the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."

billethkid
02-26-2016, 07:32 PM
Badda-bump-de-bump-tisssshhh

Cathy H
02-26-2016, 07:52 PM
Please be generous!!!

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington ,
DC . Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

How much is everyone giving, on an average?, the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
sick humor, grow up.:confused:

Ecuadog
02-26-2016, 07:54 PM
I liked it.

graciegirl
02-26-2016, 08:48 PM
He's here all week.


Good one Two-bee.

Nucky
02-26-2016, 09:01 PM
He's here all week.


Good one Two-bee.

Beautiful. Reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield.

duhbear
02-26-2016, 11:12 PM
Beautiful. Reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield.

Ah common' Rodney got much more respect than Congress does now.

Nucky
02-27-2016, 06:18 AM
Ah common' Rodney got much more respect than Congress does now.

I was respectfully speaking of the joke teller....not the contents of the humor. I would love to see a joke posted each day.

asianthree
02-27-2016, 06:37 AM
I was respectfully speaking of the joke teller....not the contents of the humor. I would love to see a joke posted each day.

So add topic. Joke of the day. Might lightened up the day after reading :rant-rave::rant-rave: