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04-09-2016, 09:00 AM
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal."

Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? "
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?"
Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".
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Everything above is true. Yet she still gets the Democratic vote? Does anyone understand this??? I think we're doomed !!!

Guest
04-09-2016, 09:22 AM
Donald: Do you have any naked pictures?

Hillary: Only the ones of your THIRD wife, Malaria, that are circulating on the internet!

Donald: oh, never mind.

Guest
04-09-2016, 09:33 AM
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal."
That's pretty creative. Did you write that?

Guest
04-09-2016, 09:33 AM
I thought about replying to the OP because there are several things in the post I think have nothing to do with Hillary but then I thought why bother!

But it does bring up a fear I have if Hillary wins the election.

How many "scandals" can they dream up and investigate? It will be endless......

When Bush stole the election the next day I boarded a plane with an funny anti-Bush slogan. A man jumped up and screamed at me, as many Republicans do, saying just what does that mean. I said the Bush brothers are stealing the election. He replied you can't believe that...to which I replied "If you can believe Hillary killed Vince Foster then I can believe the Bush's are stealing the election." He shut up! And there it was in the OP what 24 years later!

Guest
04-09-2016, 09:45 AM
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal."

Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? "
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?"
Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".
**********
Everything above is true. Yet she still gets the Democratic vote? Does anyone understand this??? I think we're doomed !!!

I have often wonder if Republican supporter ever has an original thought....I have my answer!

The OP here just committed plagiarism they stole the original thought of the Conservative Tribune.

You searched for 123 technologies - Conservative Tribune (http://conservativetribune.com/?s=123+technologies)

Guest
04-09-2016, 09:48 AM
I thought about replying to the OP because there are several things in the post I think have nothing to do with Hillary but then I thought why bother!

But it does bring up a fear I have if Hillary wins the election.

How many "scandals" can they dream up and investigate? It will be endless......

When Bush stole the election the next day I boarded a plane with an funny anti-Bush slogan. A man jumped up and screamed at me, as many Republicans do, saying just what does that mean. I said the Bush brothers are stealing the election. He replied you can't believe that...to which I replied "If you can believe Hillary killed Vince Foster then I can believe the Bush's are stealing the election." He shut up! And there it was in the OP what 24 years later!

Are you still complaining and blaming Bush for Obama's failure? You do know that Obama's failure is YOUR failure. Idiots voted him in, not once but twice so they get what they paid for. But, blame Bush. We all know how weak that makes your argument. No one is buying it.

Scandals dreamed up, or scandals that the Clintons get away with? They are guilty but liberals are so loyal that they will totally look blindly away.

What is your excuse for the scandal of the FBI investigating Hillary for mishandling classified information? Is that a Republican conspiracy?

What is your excuse for the Clinton's being investigated for tax fraud?

What excuse do you have for Hillary transmitting Ambassador Stevens' travel itinerary on an unclassified Internet system, knowing that all ambassador travel is classified?

What is your excuse for the Clintons stealing tens of thousands of property from the White House when they left?

All a Republican conspiracy? Or maybe they are just given a free pass and that it might just be getting ready to expire soon.

You liberals are so needy. You are so desperate for the gov nanny that you will allow yourself to be led around by the nose. Grow up and be self-reliant. You will find great confidence once you learn how to depend on yourself rather than your gov momma. And you wonder why we have no respect for you weak liberals. You won't even stand up for your own country.

But, it's all Bush's fault......:1rotfl:.....:1rotfl:

Guest
04-09-2016, 09:55 AM
I thought about replying to the OP because there are several things in the post I think have nothing to do with Hillary but then I thought why bother!

But it does bring up a fear I have if Hillary wins the election.

How many "scandals" can they dream up and investigate? It will be endless......

When Bush stole the election the next day I boarded a plane with an funny anti-Bush slogan. A man jumped up and screamed at me, as many Republicans do, saying just what does that mean. I said the Bush brothers are stealing the election. He replied you can't believe that...to which I replied "If you can believe Hillary killed Vince Foster then I can believe the Bush's are stealing the election." He shut up! And there it was in the OP what 24 years later!Don't mean to sound like a wise guy but didn't you mean the Koch Brothers?

Guest
04-09-2016, 10:08 AM
Are you still complaining and blaming Bush for Obama's failure? You do know that Obama's failure is YOUR failure. Idiots voted him in, not once but twice so they get what they paid for. But, blame Bush. We all know how weak that makes your argument. No one is buying it.

Scandals dreamed up, or scandals that the Clintons get away with? They are guilty but liberals are so loyal that they will totally look blindly away.

What is your excuse for the scandal of the FBI investigating Hillary for mishandling classified information? Is that a Republican conspiracy?

What is your excuse for the Clinton's being investigated for tax fraud?

What excuse do you have for Hillary transmitting Ambassador Stevens' travel itinerary on an unclassified Internet system, knowing that all ambassador travel is classified?

What is your excuse for the Clintons stealing tens of thousands of property from the White House when they left?

All a Republican conspiracy? Or maybe they are just given a free pass and that it might just be getting ready to expire soon.

You liberals are so needy. You are so desperate for the gov nanny that you will allow yourself to be led around by the nose. Grow up and be self-reliant. You will find great confidence once you learn how to depend on yourself rather than your gov momma. And you wonder why we have no respect for you weak liberals. You won't even stand up for your own country.

But, it's all Bush's fault......:1rotfl:.....:1rotfl:

Obviously you don't read the posts or you can't seem to comprehend information. I said nothing about Bush's tenure as President! Go back and check...I only talked about the day after the "election" of Bush.

I won't engage in petty insults!

Guest
04-09-2016, 10:09 AM
Don't mean to sound like a wise guy but didn't you mean the Koch Brothers?

Not sure what you mean....

Guest
04-09-2016, 10:16 AM
Obviously you don't read the posts or you can't seem to comprehend information. I said nothing about Bush's tenure as President! Go back and check...I only talked about the day after the "election" of Bush.

I won't engage in petty insults!

Yes, of course not. And you didn't mean to imply anything either. And you didn't actually use Bush's name, or didn't mean to, either. Whatever. Have a great day searching for rainbows.

Guest
04-09-2016, 10:24 AM
Yes, of course not. And you didn't mean to imply anything either. And you didn't actually use Bush's name, or didn't mean to, either. Whatever. Have a great day searching for rainbows.

So you didn't go back and check did you?

I was replying to something about the Koch Brothers.....

Guest
04-09-2016, 11:15 AM
Not sure what you mean....
You said,
"I said the Bush brothers are stealing the election."
I thought you might have meant Koch brothers. Although the Bush brothers worked together when it came to counting votes in one election. It's a minor point, not important.

Guest
04-09-2016, 11:56 AM
I can never tell the difference between whether posts are self counterpoint or just two people with nothing better to do?

Guest
04-09-2016, 12:33 PM
I can never tell the difference between whether posts are self counterpoint or just two people with nothing better to do?and sometimes three

Guest
04-09-2016, 12:54 PM
I can never tell the difference between whether posts are self counterpoint or just two people with nothing better to do?

I'm sure that ALL these posts are people with nothing better to do.

Guest
04-09-2016, 04:44 PM
Jesus, don't you know Hilliary is actually Saint Mary! Halo and all! If only the Catholic's could find as many stooge Followers that praise the ground she walks on?

Guest
04-09-2016, 05:08 PM
Jesus, don't you know Hilliary is actually Saint Mary! Halo and all! If only the Catholic's could find as many stooge Followers that praise the ground she walks on?
Turns out-----

"E.J. Dionne is fond of saying that "there is no Catholic vote and it is important." His point is that Catholics do not vote as a bloc. But they are important because they have voted for the winner of the popular vote in almost every presidential election since Roosevelt (they did not vote for Ike in 1952). We might modify Dionne’s saying to read "there is no Catholic vote and that is why it is important."

"Today the Catholic vote is divided into two major parts, white Catholics and Hispanic Catholics. Traditionally, white Catholics voted Democratic beginning in 1928 when Al Smith was pilloried by anti-Catholic bigots supporting the Republican candidate. The Great Depression and the New Deal solidified their support for the Democratic Party."

"Finally, if we look beyond the primaries, we find that 40 percent of all Catholics believe that Clinton would be a great or good president. This is the highest percentage of Catholics saying this about any candidate, followed by 30 percent saying the same thing about Trump and Ted Cruz, and 29 percent saying it for Rubio."

The Catholic vote in 2016 | National Catholic Reporter (http://ncronline.org/blogs/faith-and-justice/catholic-vote-2016)

Guest
04-10-2016, 10:31 AM
Hillary might ask Trump to explain some of his comments.

The best is" "Hillary, if you can't satisfy your husband, how are you going to satisfy the US?"
Dumb Donald Trump Quotes (http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/Donald-Trump/a/Donald-Trump-Quotes_2.htm)

Guest
04-10-2016, 11:16 AM
Yes, of course not. And you didn't mean to imply anything either. And you didn't actually use Bush's name, or didn't mean to, either. Whatever. Have a great day searching for rainbows.

What you have against rainbows?

Guest
04-10-2016, 11:18 AM
What you have against rainbows?

It is on my to do list right after measuring clouds.

Guest
04-10-2016, 12:15 PM
The problem with this thread is the presumption that Hillary and Donald would be in a bar. Donald does not consume alcohol, although he does have a Trump wine I believe.

Guest
04-11-2016, 04:06 PM
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal."

Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? "
Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?"
Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".
**********
Everything above is true. Yet she still gets the Democratic vote? Does anyone understand this??? I think we're doomed !!!

Worse yet: as despicable as she is, she'll make a better president than Trump, who's just a Democratic Liberal Obama clone with blonde hair. We are certainly all doomed

Guest
04-11-2016, 04:12 PM
She laughs, with that endearing husky tone so familiar to hard-drinking chain-smokers, as she brags of her vodka-shots showdown with fellow Sen. John McCain. Furthermore, Mrs. Clinton assures an American public concerned about a stagnant economy and the threat of terrorism that the McCain-Rodham throwdown was not the only time she chugged copious quantities of non-prescription ethanol depressants to see who could knock back the most before blacking out or puking.

https://pjmedia.com/trending/2016/1/1/hillary-wants-you-to-know-she-binge-drinks-on-the-job/

All the other threads seem to be broken.

Guest
04-12-2016, 02:33 AM
As much as I dislike Hillary, I can sympathize with her, being as she is married to Slick Willie.

Guest
04-12-2016, 07:26 AM
As much as I dislike Hillary, I can sympathize with her, being as she is married to Slick Willie.

Being married to "him" is one thing.
Staying with him is and has been politically and financially expedient!
Nothing more.

Guest
04-12-2016, 07:28 AM
Slick Willie never had good judgement.

When messing arround in the WH he choses an over weight aid.

As contrasted to JFK when he messed around in the WH it was with Marilyn Monroe!!

Guest
04-12-2016, 07:58 AM
Slick Willie never had good judgement.

When messing arround in the WH he choses an over weight aid.

As contrasted to JFK when he messed around in the WH it was with Marilyn Monroe!!

Can't argue with that. I wonder who Obie is cavorting with. He has more reason than most to cheat. Do they have male interns in the White House? I bet he would be more inclined in that direction.

Guest
04-12-2016, 08:09 AM
Slick Willie never had good judgement.

When messing arround in the WH he choses an over weight aid.

As contrasted to JFK when he messed around in the WH it was with Marilyn Monroe!!

Hmmm...both Dems.