Reasons to vote Democrat

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Sorry but I received this by email today from a friend and couldn't resist sharing it:


Ten reasons to vote Democrat:


#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.

#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees it.

#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

… And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.

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The best description of Obamacare so far:

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said “We have to pass it, to find out what's in it?"
A physician called into a radio show and said:"That's the definition of a stool sample.”

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The best description of Obamacare so far:

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said “We have to pass it, to find out what's in it?"
A physician called into a radio show and said:"That's the definition of a stool sample.”That was funny.

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The best description of Obamacare so far:

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said “We have to pass it, to find out what's in it?"
A physician called into a radio show and said:"That's the definition of a stool sample.”

And, it's a fitting definition of Nancy Pelosi as well.:thumbup:

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And, it's a fitting definition of Nancy Pelosi as well.:thumbup:That was not funny.

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That was not funny.

Must be a Democrat?

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That was not funny.

I agree. At least a stool sample serves a purpose.

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I agree. At least a stool sample serves a purpose.


This is so funny coming from the party whose longest serving speaker of the house in US history was just given jail time yesterday for molesting young boys. Way to go, family values party.

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This is so funny coming from the party whose longest serving speaker of the house in US history was just given jail time yesterday for molesting young boys. Way to go, family values party.

I thought it was for violating banking laws? Maybe the attraction to young boys was decided for him and he can't help it, like those limp wristed gay guys or lesbian bull dikes?

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This is so funny coming from the party whose longest serving speaker of the house in US history was just given jail time yesterday for molesting young boys. Way to go, family values party.

Not to get technical but I believe the sentence was 15 months for bank fraud. But, what's a detail to a liberal? After all, according to liberals Hillary hasn't been convicted yet, so according to our pet liberal, she has not committed any crimes. So, I guess Hassert hasn't either. Although, when a Republican breaks the law, our fellow Republicans want him to pay for any violation, even with jail time. Unlike liberals in the socialist party, I won't defend anyone from our party that breaks the law, or ethics rules. Too bad the socialist party of liberals does not feel the same way. Hillary and Billy Bob have been breaking laws and rules for decades without punishment, and with the endorsement of their party.

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I thought it was for violating banking laws? Maybe the attraction to young boys was decided for him and he can't help it, like those limp wristed gay guys or lesbian bull dikes?

I understand that they are going to give these perverts special restroom signs also. It will portray a man holding a little boy's hand. We have to be open minded about these poor unfortunate and pitiful folks that have gender and relations problems.

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Not to get technical but I believe the sentence was 15 months for bank fraud. But, what's a detail to a liberal? After all, according to liberals Hillary hasn't been convicted yet, so according to our pet liberal, she has not committed any crimes. So, I guess Hassert hasn't either. Although, when a Republican breaks the law, our fellow Republicans want him to pay for any violation, even with jail time. Unlike liberals in the socialist party, I won't defend anyone from our party that breaks the law, or ethics rules. Too bad the socialist party of liberals does not feel the same way. Hillary and Billy Bob have been breaking laws and rules for decades without punishment, and with the endorsement of their party.

Not to get technical, brank fraud isn't a crime. Nixon didn't commit any crimes. No! He was given a pardon before charges were brought against him After all "He's no crook!"

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Not to get technical, brank fraud isn't a crime. Nixon didn't commit any crimes. No! He was given a pardon before charges were brought against him After all "He's no crook!"

No BRANK fraud is not a crime that I know of....ha,ha.

Hassert was reported to have been sentenced to 15 months for bank fraud. What the exact term and wording of the charge is, I don't know, but it wasn't anything to do with playing with little boys.

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No BRANK fraud is not a crime that I know of....ha,ha.

Hassert was reported to have been sentenced to 15 months for bank fraud. What the exact term and wording of the charge is, I don't know, but it wasn't anything to do with playing with little boys.
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despicable

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This is so funny coming from the party whose longest serving speaker of the house in US history was just given jail time yesterday for molesting young boys. Way to go, family values party.

Don't get me started. Anthony Weiner (D) 👿👿. We certainly can find numerous sickos in both parties. What I would like to hear is a democrats defense, and more importantly, any justifiable explanation of Pelosi's statement. And please do not tell me she misspoke.

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Don't get me started. Anthony Weiner (D) 👿👿. We certainly can find numerous sickos in both parties. What I would like to hear is a democrats defense, and more importantly, any justifiable explanation of Pelosi's statement. And please do not tell me she misspoke.Pelosi made a lot of statements. Which one?

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Don't get me started. Anthony Weiner (D) 👿👿.Who gives a **** if you get started. You're special?

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That was not funny.

No it degraded stool sample

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Pelosi made a lot of statements. Which one?

Yep, she made lots of stupid statements every time she opens her mouth to speak

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Yep, she made lots of stupid statements every time she opens her mouth to speak

Her husband was one of those Wall Street guys we hear Hollar-y screaming about everyday !
This week there have been several articles which point out questionable investments he has made involving companies she has had some influence over

Her father was the Mayor of Baltimore and ran one of the most crooked administrations in the city`s history . And that is saying a great deal when the history of politics in Baltimore are considered .

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Her husband was one of those Wall Street guys we hear Hollar-y screaming about everyday !
This week there have been several articles which point out questionable investments he has made involving companies she has had some influence over

Her father was the Mayor of Baltimore and ran one of the most crooked administrations in the city`s history . And that is saying a great deal when the history of politics in Baltimore are considered .

Could have been worst. Could have been from Chicago.

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And, it's a fitting definition of Nancy Pelosi as well.:thumbup:

a sick place to live if the posts on this forum are a true representation of the community.

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a sick place to live if the posts on this forum are a true representation of the community.

Bye! Just don't sell to any of "them".

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a sick place to live if the posts on this forum are a true representation of the community.

No, the deminishing Gang of Three are just three old grumpy men whose time has come and gone. They talk to themselves and each other on the political forum so it sounds like more - but is only 3.

The Villages Tea Bag Club also has quite a few fools in it, but they are also dying out and making way for decent people with forward thinking action.

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Allen West???? What a guy.

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No, the deminishing Gang of Three are just three old grumpy men whose time has come and gone. They talk to themselves and each other on the political forum so it sounds like more - but is only 3.

The Villages Tea Bag Club also has quite a few fools in it, but they are also dying out and making way for decent people with forward thinking action.

And who is going to prop society up? You? Women? Minorities? You're not capable.

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Hillary Clinton is so confident of winning that she has stopped campaigning and has taken all advertising off of the airwaves. Why waste the money?

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a sick place to live if the posts on this forum are a true representation of the community.

So, you are offended when someone refers to Nancy Pelosi as a piece of excrement. I'm sure she has been called a lot worse..and rightly so.

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No, the deminishing Gang of Three are just three old grumpy men whose time has come and gone. They talk to themselves and each other on the political forum so it sounds like more - but is only 3.

The Villages Tea Bag Club also has quite a few fools in it, but they are also dying out and making way for decent people with forward thinking action.

Better to be a member of the Tea Bag Club, than a member of the Tea Bagee Club.

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So, you are offended when someone refers to Nancy Pelosi as a piece of excrement. I'm sure she has been called a lot worse..and rightly so.

post, but the entire thread, and the entire board for that matter are incredibly offensive and juvenile. Lots of hate, outright racism, name calling, etc.

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No, the deminishing Gang of Three are just three old grumpy men whose time has come and gone. They talk to themselves and each other on the political forum so it sounds like more - but is only 3.

The Villages Tea Bag Club also has quite a few fools in it, but they are also dying out and making way for decent people with forward thinking action.

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More mental masturbation!!

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post, but the entire thread, and the entire board for that matter are incredibly offensive and juvenile. Lots of hate, outright racism, name calling, etc.


You don't have to read or post. I didn't know there were different colors of Turds. Racist turds! That's new one on me:shocked:

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I thought it was for violating banking laws? Maybe the attraction to young boys was decided for him and he can't help it, like those limp wristed gay guys or lesbian bull dikes?

Just another nasty old guy with a small mind and most likely a very small d**k!

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Could have been worst. Could have been from Chicago.
Spoken like a true country mouse.

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You don't have to read or post. I didn't know there were different colors of Turds. Racist turds! That's new one on me:shocked:

Liberals can't have a discussion without resorting to name calling. Referring to someone as a Tea ******, racist, bigot, hater, etc., is a common practice with liberals...pathetic really.

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post, but the entire thread, and the entire board for that matter are incredibly offensive and juvenile. Lots of hate, outright racism, name calling, etc.

That's what happens when REAL people are allowed to speak and their thoughts aren't muzzled.

Just another nasty old guy with a small mind and most likely a very small d**k!

Come on over...we'll compare.

Liberals can't have a discussion without resorting to name calling. Referring to someone as a Tea ******, racist, bigot, hater, etc., is a common practice with liberals...pathetic really.

It's ALL they've got...the facts prove that they're wrong and their ideas don't work.

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That's what happens when REAL people are allowed to speak and their thoughts aren't muzzled.



Come on over...we'll compare.



It's ALL they've got...the facts prove that they're wrong and their ideas don't work.

And those eight years of Bush/ Cheney were really great for the country. Nice try.

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And those eight years of Bush/ Cheney were really great for the country. Nice try.

NO, not according to liberal history. But, according to stats, they were pretty good years until the last two DEMOCRAT controlled congress years of the Bush second term. But, liberals enjoy skipping over that part of the record. Skipping is easy for limp wristed liberals.

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Spoken like a true country mouse.

:shrug:??????????

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And those eight years of Bush/ Cheney were really great for the country. Nice try.

They weren't great either. I'm against BOTH the main parties, I vote Libertarian because I'd prefer to keep my own money and have a few freedoms.

Both parties suck.

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Just another nasty old guy with a small mind and most likely a very small d**k!

Life must be limiting when everything has to be measured in sexist terms.

And of course a perverted sense of being.

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Life must be limiting when everything has to be measured in sexist terms.

And of course a perverted sense of being.

And much of the sexist remarks, in this forum, and the world at large are directed at women.

Can't take the heat....

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And much of the sexist remarks, in this forum, and the world at large are directed at women.

Can't take the heat....

How do you know they are against women? Are they real women or gender confused guys? Are the sensitive ones women or gender confused? If we no longer have gender labels, then can anyone really be accused of being a sexist?