collie1228
01-16-2009, 10:35 PM
I stole these from the New York Times today, but I love them both. You may not "get" the first one if you aren't an electrical engineer, but it's a great joke.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. �How much?� the neutron asks. �For you� the bartender replies, �no charge.�
and
Two guys are walking their dogs. One has a big German Shepherd, the other a tiny Chihuahua. They pass by a very fancy restaurant and the guy with the Shepherd suggests they stop in for a drink. �They�re not going to let us in with the dogs,� the man with the Chihuahua says. Just do what I do, his friend assures him. The guy with the Shepherd walks in first and the maitre d� stops him. �We don�t allow animals in here, sir. Sorry.� This is a seeing-eye dog, the man says. The maitre d� apologizes and the man with Shepherd sits at the bar. Then the man with Chihuahua comes in.
�We don�t allow pets in here,� says the maitre d�.
�This is a seeing-eye dog,� says the man with the Chihuahua.
�That�s not a seeing-eye dog, that�s a Chihuahua.�
And the man says: �They gave me a Chihuahua?�
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. �How much?� the neutron asks. �For you� the bartender replies, �no charge.�
and
Two guys are walking their dogs. One has a big German Shepherd, the other a tiny Chihuahua. They pass by a very fancy restaurant and the guy with the Shepherd suggests they stop in for a drink. �They�re not going to let us in with the dogs,� the man with the Chihuahua says. Just do what I do, his friend assures him. The guy with the Shepherd walks in first and the maitre d� stops him. �We don�t allow animals in here, sir. Sorry.� This is a seeing-eye dog, the man says. The maitre d� apologizes and the man with Shepherd sits at the bar. Then the man with Chihuahua comes in.
�We don�t allow pets in here,� says the maitre d�.
�This is a seeing-eye dog,� says the man with the Chihuahua.
�That�s not a seeing-eye dog, that�s a Chihuahua.�
And the man says: �They gave me a Chihuahua?�